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[Ranger Adams @kaostwist]

And then I realized that we're Marshall and Lilly in this sitcom. #HIMYM

[Ranger Adams @kaostwist]

@SWOSullivan @Catapulter13 @lumobodytech @Evo_Planner It would be nice if companies could explain why they prioritize a minority market, why they can't develop simultaneously with all the tools that exist to make that easier, and why they can't just be honest from the start about a customer will actually be able to use their product

[Ranger Adams @kaostwist]

Android has 80%+ of sales and 66%+ of active devices worldwide, yet companies like @lumobodytech & @Evo_Planner come out with iOS apps first and leave Android "in development" while also claiming the app is essential to the product. Why is #Android still treated as #secondclass?

[Ranger Adams @kaostwist]

@SWOSullivan ... so like, very obviously somebody's purposeful lunchbox... what the hell

[Ranger Adams @kaostwist]

@nataliaskiyoko A friend put this on last night, 7 episodes later I finally got up to leave at 2am

[Ranger Adams @kaostwist]

@sagi137 the Finnish know what's up https://t.co/0eSTqwXLBB

[Esther Schindler @estherschindler]

TIL the Finnish word Kalsarikännit, also known as “päntsdrunk.” It means, “Getting drunk in your underwear, with no intention of going out.”

[Ranger Adams @kaostwist]

@Ezreal_Fanatic Our little Kevvy Kev, all grown up

[Racism Watchdog @RacismDog]

WOOF WOOF WOOF https://t.co/Zvnrnrqqx6

[Jules @Julian_Epp]

When I was younger I thought cops were legally allowed to commit crimes and get away with it and then I got older and found out that wasn’t true and then I got even older and found out it was

[Ranger Adams @kaostwist]

@SWOSullivan Noice. This is basically what my view had been for a while now, I don't know why we keep thinking things fit nicely into discrete categories

[Ranger Adams @kaostwist]

From both mathematical and computational perspectives, I just think graph databases are super cool, and I love knowing that I work for a company that's made them easily accessible https://t.co/brbsI9ce82

[Amazon Web Services @awscloud]

Amazon Neptune, a fully managed, purpose-built, high-performance graph database engine is now Generally Available! https://t.co/GFpgjOmmH6

[Ranger Adams @kaostwist]

@SWOSullivan *small shitty water wings

[Ranger Adams @kaostwist]

@Scriptea O- come at me

[Ranger Adams @kaostwist]

*Which I am today, this is a positive tweet

[Ranger Adams @kaostwist]

Been a while since I wore 38s and a L shirt

[Ranger Adams @kaostwist]

@Scriptea Even for hearing sounds, we actually are born being able to differentiate all of the linguistical sounds, but if you don't hear it, you lose that ability, and have to try really really really hard to get it back

[Ranger Adams @kaostwist]

@Scriptea If you would read about the stuff I tell you to, this line of thought would be super old news to you

[Ranger Adams @kaostwist]

Being a part of social media in Seattle can be kinda tough when someone says something about "smoking" and you can't tell if they mean weed or not