Allie Pfeiffer

[Allie Pfeiffer @sagi137]

@kaostwist Wow, they summed up my lifestyle in one word.

[Dessa @dessadarling]

ME: It’s 4:56 am. Come back to bed.
BRAIN: [slurring] Ah, but what time is it in Beijing?
ME: I have no ide—
BRAIN: [pulling the self-tanner from the medicine cabinet) Dare me to eat this?

[Allie Pfeiffer @sagi137]

People who curl their eyelashes on the bus are a special kind of brave. That shit takes talent. #seattlepublictransit #busadventures

[Allie Pfeiffer @sagi137]

A group of teens in the back of the bus is listening to hip hop at medium level. No biggie. Middle aged punk guy next to me has decided to counter by singing death metal under his breath. #publictransitadventures

[Allie Pfeiffer @sagi137]

University of Idaho President Chuck Staben: University of Idaho Students for the Removal of Rob Spear - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/0CsKg3siox via @Change

[Allie Pfeiffer @sagi137]

Just pulled a jerky stick out of the top pocket of my flannel shirt. Reaching peak PNW.

[Allie Pfeiffer @sagi137]

Based on experience with other people's toddlers: 90% of parenthood is getting covered in yogurt and accidentally hit on the head.

[Allie Pfeiffer @sagi137]

I entered to win the #campingwithdogs summer giveaway! https://t.co/i6i7IqJpld

[Allie Pfeiffer @sagi137]

It's kind of sweet that my dog and I are allergic to the same thing.

[Allie Pfeiffer @sagi137]

Body wash is supposed to "moisturize as it cleans." Now's your time to shine, body wash. # Sunburnttoshit