Kapil Pasricha

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[Ashok Shrivastav @AshokShrivasta6]

बहुत बड़ी खबर : सुप्रीम कोर्ट में चुनाव आयोग ने हलफनामा देकर कहा कि SIR पर सारे आदेश तीनों चुनाव आयुक्तों ने मिल कर लिए। सारे फैसले सर्व सम्मति से हुए हैं।

[Kapil Pasricha @kapilpasricha]

@shauryabjym What they are doing ??

[BhikuMhatre @MumbaichaDon]

Kunal Kamra is not recovering from this one anytime soon ☠️ Kamra must've realised even a Modi lookalike is enough to roast him raw😂

•⁠ The lookalike was performing on stage when Kamra came on the call, and he went straight after him without wasting a second.
•⁠ He cracked a joke about the rupee falling and then asked Kamra if he just reads WhatsApp jokes for his material.
•⁠ Kamra actually ended up calling him “Sir”, and the whole crowd went crazy.
•⁠ All five judges gave the lookalike a perfect 10/10 after that.

[Mr Sinha @Mrsinha]

The man who said “Modi is not going anywhere” at Kharge’s event was a Congress worker. He meant “start a civil war or he isn’t going anywhere.”

Congressis thought he was a BJP supporter praising Modi and beat him.

😭😭😭😂😂😂

[Aravind @aravind]

Skirmishes along the LAC have started as per news reports. Just as i said it will 2 months ago. Will heat up with full narrative war. The idea is narrative war inside India to destabilize, not real war. Understand the game. Read the post below to understand the mechanics.

[Office Of Vijay Patel @VijayGajeraO]

Hello, Cockroaches!

Let's demand the resignation of the Punjab CM!

[Aravind @aravind]

We will see protests by some groups starting in border areas with China soon. Namely Arunachal, Sikkim, and Ladhak. Why? It's part of the India destabilization plan. If they happen, understand it can't be a coincidence for all the border areas to be in protests at same time.

[Aravind @aravind]

When you see Kenyans and Nigerians talking about Indian truckers, amplifying a narrative set by DS media, then you should know for sure the DS is planning to instigate Indian truckers into protests to block highways and derail India's economy.

As well as slow down national expressways expansion using protests against it. Keep this in mind. How will they do it? Suddenly some trucker RT, who's a DS asset, will land saying he's representing all truckers of India.

[Aravind @aravind]

As India braces for Delhi - Mumbai "pollution season" and accompanied protests (we can all predict this), do read my post below.

Attached is a photo of Singapore in media some days ago. It seems their pollution level had gone to hazardous levels.

Not because the well managed and clean city-state did any mistake, but because of Indonesia burning their forests.

The fires of Indonesia themselves seem a little suspicious. They didn't happen naturally but were lit widely by humans - specifically companies. Right at a time when the wind will turn towards Singapore.

So the Singapore govt is now taking some extreme steps like going after these culprit companies even if they are based outside Singapore. Good work by their govt.

But here's what Indians need to understand. Delhi or Mumbai pollution getting worse at this time of the year is not because of automobile, not because of road dust, not because of construction activity as they are all always blamed.

They do contribute their bit, but never as much as farm fires. Just like Singapore facing Indonesian farm and forest fires, Indian cities face farm fires lit by our Anna Datas in many provinces.

The govt and local authorities are afraid of them. They have already been encouraged to use machines and compactors but they wont. If authorities go to tell them to use it, they may get violent and force the authorities to burn the farms themselves.

Now what I feel is going on is some kind of deliberate burning at the right time, using wind direction, to cause pollution in Delhi and Mumbai. Just like Singapore is being hit with pollution from Indonesia by some companies.

So people can protest all they want against Delhi and Mumbai govt in the coming months. They can imagine if they do a "regime change" this pollution issue will go away. But this pollution isn't going away until farm burning stops.

[Sarfarosh 🚩🕉️ @Sarfarosh_IND]

Must watch: Malabar Gold has been buying Gold from the customers by showing 8% less Gold.
For 22 Carat Gold they say it is only 20 Carat Gold and accordingly pay the price. That’s the cheating they have been openly doing.

Malabar Gold Cheating

[Akshit Singh 🇮🇳 @IndianSinghh]

Protest in Nepal was started against the Govt because they banned Facebook and Instagram.

Now,

Zuckerberg is threatening Indian Govt

" FB and Instagram will exit India if Govt of India doesn't agree with Meta Demands"

- Similar Nepal like model in India is being tried by Starlink and Meta to incite riots.

🙂

[Kapil Pasricha @kapilpasricha]

@JIX5A Don't buy from Malabar

[JIX5A @JIX5A]

Crooked Malabar Gold at it again! Why do Hindus continue to sell or purchase from this Islamist-owned outlet?

Diwali festival is around the corner, purchase from Hindus.

[Kapil Pasricha @kapilpasricha]

@Its_shivam_1082 @IndiaUnleashed_ @Zoho You can get OTP on zohomail..just change the email id from Google to Zoho

[Kapil Pasricha @kapilpasricha]

@IndiaUnleashed_ @Zoho It's a great app...using it from last 6 months.. everyone must try it..

[Kapil Pasricha @kapilpasricha]

@Arattai @CsmAbhinav If WhatsApp exits India, can Arattai handle crores of users switching to its platform overnight?

Does it have enough server capacity?
Can it handle millions of users online simultaneously?
Will messages, photos and videos remain fast?
Can its infrastructure scale up instantly?

[Kapil Pasricha @kapilpasricha]

@CitizenKamran @Zoho @ZohoCares If WhatsApp exits India, can Arattai handle crores of users switching to its platform overnight?

Does it have enough server capacity?

Can it handle millions of users online simultaneously?

Can its infrastructure scale up instantly?

[Aravind @aravind]

China influenced, Pakistani infiltrated, brown sepoys staffed Bloomberg is asking why India is building amazing expressways like the US.

I see this news with concern. This news by this media for me means DS is going to influence & instigate Truckers into protests blocking freeways to hit India's logistics, economy, and halt freeway construction.

They are building public support for it at the earnest. Beware.

[Rohit @Iam_Rohit_G]

Dhruv Rathee gets caught in his own Web!!

Journalist : Why are you opposing Gyanesh Kumar?

Dhruv Rathee : He was selected illegally by Modi Govt!!

Journalist: What is illegal about his appointment?

Dhruv Rathee : CEC has always been appointed by a team of PM, CJI and LOP but Modi Govt Changed this rule for Gyanesh Kumar.

Journalist : Tell me one Chief Election Commissioner who was appointed by LOP, PM and CJI after India's Independence.

Dhruv Rathee : "I could not remember, let me ask AI Fiesta"

Journalist (After 10 Minutes) : Did you get the name?

Dhruv Rathee : No I am still searching!!

Journalist: You will never get because no CEC has ever been appointed by LOP, CJI and PM Together.

Dhruv Rathee: How did they get appointment during Congress govt?

Journalist: Since Independence, The Prime minister would recommend the name to president and the president will appoint the CEC!!

Dhruv Rathee : Wait let me come back to you later!! I think you are Godi Media

[Sridhar Vembu @svembu]

Until India develops, based on the talents of our own people, we will not find true respect in the world, no matter whether right, left or center is in charge anywhere.

The racist shows us a mirror and asks: "if your nation is smart, why do you want to come here". I do not hate him, I want to respond by building.

Some Indians agree with the racist and think India will never develop. I do not hate them either, I want to respond by building.

Companies and nations are built by people who believe it can be done.

The urgent national priority is to build, build and build.