yall are literally proving my point in this comments section & the qrts "ОН ДАЖЕ КИРИЛЛИЦУ НЕ ЗНАЕТ" ("oh nooo they don't even know the cyrillic alphabet") omfg bruh
men get so mad with lads because a fictional character can make women have an orgasm in the span of 3 minutes and they couldn't do it in real life even if they tried their hardest
Leon would find you in the kitchen at an ungodly hour, like 2 a.m, when the world is quiet and he can’t sleep.
You'd be standing on your toes, hoodie sleeves covering your hands, trying (and failing) to reach something from the top shelf...
oh imagine you're lying in leon's lap. he's gently stroking your hair as he listens to you excitedly talk about something. he looks at you with a soft smile, thinking about how lucky he is. then he leans down and kisses your forehead, "sweetheart, do you know how lovely you are?"