Noah Kapsales

The only good thing to ever come out of the past is the future

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@SamuelWRoberts 599 US Dollars in 2006 is nearly $1000 today, by the way.

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Further apologies to @BenStiller because no twist in Severance season 3 can surpass what the #Knicks just pulled off

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If @BenStiller's face at the #Knicks being down by 25 was any indication, Severance season 3 will feature an unstoppable seven foot tall Frenchman who throws elbows as Lumon's new top goon

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@ettingermentum

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@ianbremmer Trump has lost the Mandate of Heaven

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@DominicCardy "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer (and also drive their electric cars)" - Sun Tzu, probably

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@DrJacobsRad No luck identifying those tumors then?

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@MichelleRempel I thought you guys liked it when politicians called out the so-called lying media?

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Watching #Pluribus and my biggest takeaway is that Spongebob is a fucking liar

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@dpakman Hey I've seen this one before, it's a classic

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@MattWelch Well I'm a man of my word, even when no one's watching

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@MattWelch Bet you a subscription the Jays still win anyway. And if I'm right Moynihan has to mock Ohtani in the Finkelstein voice

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@FabianArdaya there he goes

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@eigenrobot unfollowed

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@prettycritical The children yearn for the gabagool

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@BenMulroney

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@J_D_Landis One of the lesser-known Tame Impala songs

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@FoodProfessor Aren't you supposed to be some kind of economist? A shadow price is a basic concept in any kind of constrained optimization. Going from a complicated regulatory system to a simple price on carbon ought to be the end game here.

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@kanyewest wut

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@StatisticUrban Interesting that the deep south has both the youngest and oldest governor.