kara

chortles frequently

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

[Edmond Police Dept @EdmondPD]

Some get confused on the proper positioning when making a left turn & stopping in the median of a divided highway. Position your vehicle in the portion of the right half of the roadway nearest the centerline, or where it would be if there is not one present (such as in a median.)

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I spend my time telling people about the benefits of dried grapes.

It’s about raisin awareness.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.

It’s a faux pa.

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

One minute you’re a 22 year old teenager next thing u know you’re a 25 year old senior citizen

[molly @molllllusk]

“how to make friends as an adult” I don’t want new friends I want my old friends in the same place as me

[Oklahoma Softball @OU_Softball]

"𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠."

🤝 @CoachVenables

@OU_Football | 📺 ESPN

[Oklahoma Softball @OU_Softball]

𝐘'𝐚𝐥𝐥.................

[NCAA Softball @NCAASoftball]

𝑾𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒆𝒍𝒔𝒆 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑸𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏? 👑

#WCWS x @OU_Softball

[kara @kara_cornell12]

@Tylre_Ness this you?

[🛒♡ ʝȶ ♥︎🛒 @92in1]

got my first HOA complaint so instead of just dealing with it and moving on I am reading the entire HOA handbook and snitching on every single one of my neighbors that has shit wrong with their house

[kara @kara_cornell12]

It’s that time of year when my dog flinches every time I go to pet him because I shock him 50% of the time

[Joe Castiglione @OUAD_Emeritus]

🔒

[Barstool Sooners @OUBarstool]

Oklahoma Head Ball Coach Brent Venables. Man it sounds perfect

[Lauren Gipson @LChamberlain44]

Breaking: Patty Gasso named the interim head coach of @OU_Football

[🕸Ry Phi🕸 @philpotrm17]

I am not having a very cash money time

[niggasbebrokeokayy @khilanii]

me singing both chris brown & jordan sparks part in No Air

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

imagine taking a cab to the hospital in a crisis because you can’t afford an ambulance and it’s the cash cab