kara

mom, i am a rich man

[aivanovic @aivanovic2222]

life of a master manifester

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

this new generation will never understand

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

I tried America… will try again next time I see this nerd

[jay @kendallhosseini]

this randomly being the year of mariska hargitay. we needed that.

[boto @TsarinaBomba]

I’ve boarded flights on percents you wouldn’t go to the bathroom with

[jack rem @jackremmington]

Millie Bobby Brown before she was slain in the lower back with a sword

[Zoraya Black @ZorayaBlack_]

Tropical storms in the UK uno. Island gyal. Island gyal.

[Stuart Kenny @StuartKenny]

if Scotland win, Mondays will be removed from the calendar. The Wallace Monument will crack open to reveal the man himself sleeping inside. Midges will vanish. Ben Nevis will grow taller and - awoken by the shaking earth - Nessie will surface and walk to Johnny Foxes in Inverness

[Conor Rafferty @Rafferty1993]

I can't believe my mental health hinges on if a 29 year old man who lives in Naples can't stop shitting within the next 24 hours.

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[princess burger @demismonarchy]

cool for the summer and midnight sun sitting in the same table this is a summer omen

[nicole ❁ @rwylnicole_]

The sad truth is if this Hantavirus stuff actually starts spreading fr we are so fucked bc the amount of people who didn't take 2020 seriously, refused to mask, made fun of people for masking, and still think the whole thing is a hoax are going to cause even more harm this time

[Zack @propcomiic]

It’s actually fucking hilarious the cards anyone born from like 2000-2005 in the UK have been dealt

[bels @AnnabelleHallUK]

Remember during Covid when we would just pour a drink at like 11am on a Tuesday and be like haha happy Friday

[oasis ˙⋆✮⋆˚࿔ @fcukerry]

please please please know the symptoms.

- fever
- cold hands and feet
- sensitivity to light
- flu/'hangover' like symptoms
- stiff neck
- a rash which doesn't disappear when you press on it (you might not always get a rash!)

seek medical help quickly!!

[Adele Bloch @adele_bloch]

BRING BACK HANGS!!!

remove the barrier to hanging out:

> "dropping by" someone's home
> cozy movie nights with pals
> meeting your neighbors
> working out of coffee shops
> recurring weekly traditions
> random phone calls to friends

integrate COMMUNITY into your week!!

[frankie @madebyfrankie]

why am I emosh about this though

[Zelda 🏟🪡 @Zelda_thfc]

Building survived both world wars but a vape shops destroyed it. Devestating how many buildings we've lost to fires in this city.

[sarah 🐾 @skinnydipbrina]

why am i emotional over glasgow central train station the building was so nice

[Hannah Cox @HannahDCox]

Watching Gen-Z discover CBK is sooo funny because they’re all so desperate for the next quiet luxury Pilates clean girl to immolate (because they have no individual identities) that they do zero fact-checking.

If you’re going to immolate CBK her aesthetic was cocaine, Diet Coke, cigarettes, and beating men in Central Park. Put some respect on her name.