kara dav

[Keegs @lordesghoul]

There’s a chicago-wide conspiracy to walk slow in front of me

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

when my hair is unwashed i feel like killing people

[Rachel Charlton-Dailey @RachelCDailey_]

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

[Tequila Redbull @conniekettel]

IT team called to tell me the email I reported as phishing yesterday wasn’t a test, was in fact a real phishing attempt, and that I correctly reported it

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

glass of fucking water i love you so goddamn much . Thank you Glass of Water.

[loid @Iveslueur]

sorry just read ur text from last weekend, are u guys still at the bar

[Beany Tuesday @beanytuesday]

Last night was a piece of cheese with medicine inside

[rachel coster @rcosterr]

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

And to my children I leave 127 open tabs on safari

[audrey farnsworth @audipenny]

Whenever a movie has a mayor as a character I’m like oh here we go. Here’s the mayor

[trash jones @jzux]

turns out, that light at the end of the tunnel? huge fire

[matt @mattybtweets69]

House salad yeah what’s next techno fries

[HER 💌 @mssoulstice]

pls this is not the time

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

The men of ‘NEW GIRL’ reunite for PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive issue.

📸:  Sami Drasin

[Brady @19brady9]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips

[Wøe ☥ @Woeotto]

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