apteryx (gwaas)

she/her, poly trans girl with lovely partners and plenty of mental illness; avatar by @fakegamercomics. Will probably gwaa at you.
eater of plums and MtG cards.

[apteryx (gwaas) @karafruit]

A birdfruit is a machine for turning attention into gwaas.

[Out of Context Birds @ContextBirds]

🥝

[Trans Girl Anarchists @TransAnarchist_]

DM: And what are you playing as?

Me: A human fighter.

DM: How original. An aristocrat walks up to your party and says "Hello there, fine adventures. I would like your assistance in finding an artifact."

Me: Are they human?

DM: Uh... Yeah? Sure.

Me: Already? I draw my sword!

[apteryx (gwaas) @karafruit]

@SammyWithAWhy an assortment of gay melee weapons in denial about their sexuality is such a sad plight 😔

[🐦 Ferris 🔜 FM @FerrisTheToucan]

BREAKING NEWS. TOUCANS CAN LOAF.

HE IS OFFICIALLY:
BANANA BREAD

[jorts 🇵🇸 @ftmensch]

i think something people forget in the poly discourse is that monogamous people are also really annoying, just less visibly so due to how normativity works

[apteryx (gwaas) @karafruit]

@SammyWithAWhy AAAAAA SO CUTE

[apteryx (gwaas) @karafruit]

@anarchopupgal I mean you're not wrong

but do you have to call me out like this? D:

[apteryx (gwaas) @karafruit]

@JenDurbent Arrow traps, like in Spelunky. Keep your guests (and/or family) on their toes.

[apteryx (gwaas) @karafruit]

@JenDurbent oh look it cutie!

[apteryx (gwaas) @karafruit]

@AmazingLesbian tired cutie gay!

*sends cuddles*

[apteryx (gwaas) @karafruit]

@AmazingLesbian capitalism bad and I wish I were snuggling girls instead of at work

[apteryx (gwaas) @karafruit]

*gwaas softly and wishes there were more cute transbians in her local area*

[apteryx (gwaas) @karafruit]

@AmazingLesbian *cuddles*

thanks! It's the waiting to find out that's super stressful atm :c

[apteryx (gwaas) @karafruit]

@AmazingLesbian lil tired but also glad I got to sleep in somewhat

also v anxious about some job interviews I'm going through, the waiting is so hard :(

send cuddles!

[apteryx (gwaas) @karafruit]

@AmazingLesbian so cute... 👀

[apteryx (gwaas) @karafruit]

@AmazingLesbian o heccc it's a pretty Erin!!!

[apteryx (gwaas) @karafruit]

@MissWillowFaye 🦎

[💖💄 Aoife #ForTinu ♿💜 @Aoiferocksitout]

Please share widely, Urgent!!
Please help our friend @SignyTheSage move now!
Mice are eating all of her things & the landlord is surprise, doing nothing!
Urgent situation, Signy cannot live in these conditions with chronic illnesses!
Please, if you can't help, share!!
💖❤️❤️🦋🌈

[apteryx (gwaas) @karafruit]

@OPTOMITRON beware the IDEs of March

[apteryx (gwaas) @karafruit]

out with batman. in with emuma'am.

[apteryx (gwaas) @karafruit]

tired: emo phase
wired: emu phase

(look I just think flightless birds are neat)