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Standup. Writer. Mostly Italian beef and estrogen.

Formerly: @QueerCodedInc, @TheOnion, The Musk Mag,

On nearly every other site: @jendurbent.

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@defnotbeka

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@msdoedevil I miss doing those. I used to do the NYT one but I couldn't keep paying that company.

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@InkMasterbator @Spitflyer Is that why my wife doesn't like me using it?

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

black people are literally so creative that we invented every genre of music and come up with concepts like “if you sleep with too many women you might be gay”

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The president's recent actions have reminded us that, now more than ever, it's important to have a frank discussion with your doctor about your brain's health.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

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@PeachyHooch @facetedcarapace @slayerduval On the cusp between x and millennial and...I largely agree.

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If you think this is funny, you can see this at open mics all over the country.

[Ben Bankas @BenBankas]

Triggered girl at comedy show…

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

You know it's time to eat the rich when they start seasoning themselves.

[dead domain (OF 50% OFF 🏳️‍🌈) @DomainDead]

All the comments about too much makeup negatively polarized her into now just dressing like Sarah Connor.

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@heavensbvnny Yes

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Dude. I take excellent photos. It would be a shame if I had to stop taking them due to being homeless.

If any of you wants to chip in with rent for May, I’m more than willing to receive it.

I’m on https://t.co/5lnlkRNxy0 and I need to raise $400

#mutualaid

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@skyler_higley I believe in them to assign something to you!

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The president's recent actions have reminded us that, now more than ever, it's important to have a frank discussion with your doctor about your brain's health.

[William Wardley @williamwardley]

@JenDurbent @AllyFogg If you want a picture of the future, imagine a single olive being removed from a salad — forever.

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@GamewithDave Decent, Doom, Quake, and Tie Fighter.

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Not paying to edit that, btw.

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You know what anecdote about the guy saving millions by removing one olive from a salad? I think that's our economy now, over and over and over again.