ms doe 😈 friendly agricultural implement

for Tar Valon, the flame endures. forty four years old. photographer. writer. designer. survivor. affirmation junkie. she/it. dms open for anything.

[ms doe 😈 friendly agricultural implement @msdoedevil]

Dude. I take excellent photos. It would be a shame if I had to stop taking them due to being homeless.

If any of you wants to chip in with rent for May, I’m more than willing to receive it.

I’m on https://t.co/5lnlkRNxy0 and I need to raise $400

#mutualaid

[kiki 🌘 moon joy!!! @kikibats]

why is everyone so obtuse and assuming the author is advocating for this 😭 you’re supposed to hate him it’s fucking obvious from the text 😭 writing about gross horrible people doesn’t mean endorsement why is everyone so so so so so stupid these days I’m losing my sanity

[Short God 🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻 @_Rani_____]

I’m convinced that a serial killer could easily take out half of the gay population with just abs and a big dick…

[Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan]

Definitely one of George Lucas' more overtly political decisions.

He combined the names of two Republican politicians, Ronald Reagan and Newt Gingrich, and respelled it to make the name of a greedy bureaucrat alien willing to bomb and enslave a civilization to keep taxes low.

[ms doe 😈 friendly agricultural implement @msdoedevil]

Stupid sensory nightmare.

Have had to buy dark sneakers and a dark tee for a wedding I attend as a photographer.

It’s dysphorying me beyond words.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The food replicators in Star Trek would never work because in reality when someone ordered “Earl Grey hot” i would yell over their shoulder “with cum in it” because it would be hilarious

[Lennart @mvsiala]

There's a genuine phenomenon in Eastern Europe (and I imagine elsewhere ITW) where LGBT kids are more likely to be fluent in English than their straight peers, as they find community online in English speaking circles and learn the language through that.

[Jacus @jjjacus]

I’m seeing too many guys “looking for RN” on Grindr. If you need a registered nurse, please get off your phone and go to the hospital.

[ms doe 😈 friendly agricultural implement @msdoedevil]

Dude. I’m not going to get the big room after all.

I need to start saving to move again.

[Sean Morrow @snmrrw]

I have my dead mom's phone (I use it for some 2fa stuff ive been too lazy to change) and over a year ago it rang and I answered to my own voice going "hello mom" and then silent when I responded

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years

[大西科学 @onisci]

「魔法で電気を？」
「ええ、無尽蔵の魔力を発電に利用しない手はありません」
「なるほど、稲妻を呼び出すなど、電気に関する魔法はあるからな」
「いいえ、使うのは初歩的な火炎魔法です」
「火炎？どうやって電気を？」
「魔法の炎で湯を沸かして」
「うん」
「蒸気でタービンを回します」
「ああ」

[dylan matthews 🔸 @dylanmatt]

One of the funniest sentences I’ve read in a while

[ms doe 😈 friendly agricultural implement @msdoedevil]

@canicuIa @offalesse @InstantSunrise I’m a mole.

[ms doe 😈 friendly agricultural implement @msdoedevil]

@FR0TTAGEC0RE No you can’t.

[ms doe 😈 friendly agricultural implement @msdoedevil]

@wrdjsn @Top1Kaidou Nah, it’s got multiple dudes with one dude at the top who has self esteem issues. No no don’t worship other gods in the only one please pay attention to me or I’ll smite you bwaaaaah

[ms doe 😈 friendly agricultural implement @msdoedevil]

@EgoDeathGooner I love your butt. Oh how much I love your butt.

[Carbon Helium @CarbonHelium]

My good friend Julie has already talked about this

[ms doe 😈 friendly agricultural implement @msdoedevil]

I read books.

[ⓚⓡⓘⓢⓢⓐ - ⓚⓡⓐⓨ @Krissa_Kray_]

I don’t understand people who like public transit.

How can you possible enjoy being stuck in a moving vehicle with people you don’t know? Ew.

[𝔰𝔠𝔶𝔩𝔩𝔞🩷🖤 @mordorxvx]

being transgender is a slippery slope towards buying $25 conditioner

[𝕊𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕊𝕪𝕤𝕒𝕕𝕞𝕚𝕟 💾 @reset_by_peer]

My standard answer for this used to be “use a password manager” but now all the commercial ones are selling backdoors to everyone with a credit card, instead of just FBI, CIA and Mossad, while the open sourced ones are getting vibe coded into oblivion.