Kara Scolman

[big fat meanie @ohmygarbanzo]

I DONT WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT POT ROAST THE TAXIDERMY CAT

[emotional support creampie @FeelingFisky]

pretty fucking wild that the new CDC guidelines amount to little more than “honor code! 😜” when the last ~15 months has been a case study on how countless USians will absolutely lie & disregard public safety for the sake of personal entitlement

[²blak @Willie2blak]

If a doctor uses the wrong tool and kills a patient what are the chances they keep their job? If a pilot opens the cabin door midflight instead of turning on the seat belt sign do they keep their job? But a cop can "mistakenly" grab their gun instead of a taser and keep theirs?

[Phillip @MajorPhilebrity]

Taylor Swift has given us more Covid relief in the past year than the federal government.

[Danya @dxxnya]

all i’m saying is obama was not allowed to pick a new judge when scalia died because obama was leaving office in 7 months. so i SWEAR TO GOD if they let TRUMP pick a replacement TWO MONTHS before an election i’m going to eat an entire door

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

electing joe biden won’t fix everything but not electing joe biden means we never get a chance to fix anything. that’s all

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here’s a useful overview of the likely scenarios that the world will be facing in the coming months while managing this pandemic. So much depends on our ability to make good decisions going forward along with our ability to remain resilient. https://t.co/uYpP1KfOUs

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

12 Things We Probably Wouldn't Have If It Wasn't For Women https://t.co/tTALg7q0Mq

[kenz @kenzie_stone]

TCU & KState after beating Texas and OU this weekend

[𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔊𝔯𝔢𝔤 @UrLocalBanshee]

POV: Ur sitting in ur room, blasting Truth Hurts and making a beaded choker with *insert sorority’s letters* on it. Ur roomie/bff walks in wearing her new XXL shirt from bid day & throws you a White Claw. U watch her eyes adopt a manic gleam as she says “it’s Sylly week, bitch”

[Evan Dutch @theevandutch]

4 REASONS TO GO VEGAN:

1. Meat is worse for global warming than cars.

2. Going 1 year without beef saves 3432 trees.

3. Eating meat increases your risk of heart disease with 50%.

4. The grain used for lifestock could feed all people in the world.