Karan

Will analyse anything, from Economic downfalls to if penguins have knees, for beer. Cheers!

[Enzo Pailot @enzopailot]

À lui seul, Messi a 10,3% de possession à partir du but de Gordon.

😂😂😂

[🥶🇦🇷• @KuskiOffcl]

Cold 🥶🔥

[Vibes Foot @VibesFoot]

🔴 𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗢𝗡𝗡𝗘 𝗡'𝗔 𝗥𝗘́𝗨𝗦𝗦𝗜 𝗣𝗟𝗨𝗦 𝗗𝗘 𝗗𝗥𝗜𝗕𝗕𝗟𝗘𝗦 𝗤𝗨𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗟 𝗠𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗜 𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗦 𝗖𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗣𝗘 𝗗𝗨 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗘 ! 💨🇦🇷

[. @goatspriv]

That version of Messi would’ve sent the whole country underground with embarrassment

[Barça Universal @BarcaUniversal]

.@javigiorgetti: "You could split Lionel Messi’s career into two separate halves; 2004 to 2015, and 2016 to 2026."

"Either one, on its own, would still make him the greatest player in football history."

[صليح @20ws]

انقذ العالم يا مبابي
انقذ العالم يا بيلينغهام

مبابي وبيلينغهام في مباراة تحديد المركز الثالث :

[LALIGA @LaLigaArab]

🐐

[🌧️ @wstgoat7]

Messi was arguably the best player on the planet at 19 years old and he’s still arguably the best player on the planet at 39 years old. Do you know how fucking nuts that is?

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

“Messi never played in the premier league”

- He just cooked the whole league in one match 🐐

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

Argentina will play in three World Cup finals in the Messi era.

And he led them as their captain, their top scorer, and their best player to all three finals.

Only 6 players in all of history can boast of playing in 3 FIFA WC final matches; none can boast of being their team’s best player in all three.

Do you know the crazier bit? Messi has won two FIFA World Cup player of tournament awards and he will certainly win a third regardless of what happens in the final.

He is above and beyond all. Past, Present and foreseeable future.

[AM☬ @AbsoluteMxssi]

“when everyone realizes Messi is still better than everyone”

[Sofascore Latin America @SofascoreLA]

🇦🇷 Lionel Messi vs. Inglaterra en semifinales: 9 regates completos.

🤯 Eso es más que Cristiano Ronaldo (8) en los ÚLTIMOS CUATRO MUNDIALES COMBINADOS.

[🥤 @TheImmortalKop]

Giving Lionel Messi the ball and freedom to do whatever the fuck he wants for 30 minutes is single handedly the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen a football manager do

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Last time it was hand of god, this time it was god himself

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Lionel Messi has four assists at the 2026 World Cup, his most in a single World Cup 🤯

HE’S 39 ‼️

[MC @CrewsMat10]

Messi was doing all of these against MLS defenders, and everyone clowned him. Now he’s doing it against top Premier League players on the biggest stage at 39.

SPEAK NOW MF’S😭😭

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

I don’t care, THIS is the greatest individual World Cup campaign of all time.

HE’S 39!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WhoScored @WhoScored]

Lionel Messi has either scored or assisted in every Argentina game at the 2026 World Cup.

⚽️⚽️⚽️ vs Algeria
⚽️⚽️ vs Austria
⚽️ vs Jordan
⚽️ vs Cabo Verde
⚽️🅰️ vs Egypt
🅰️ vs Switzerland
🅰️🅰️ vs England

[MC @CrewsMat10]

THE GREATEST THERE IS
THE GREATEST THERE WAS
THE GREATEST THERE EVER WILL BE

🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

[Samuel @SamueILFC]

Lionel Messi at 39 and he pulling off the greatest World Cup run of all time. It’s not even fair.

Never felt safe when he’s had the ball. It was inevitable that he won Argentina the game.