Yash Bhatia

Techie. Automobile aficionado. 80s enthusiast. @ErudioMag cofounder. Often referred to as the guy who looked helpless in engineering college.

[Yash Bhatia @yash1229]

How does @NASA say it is sorry?

It Apollo-gises.

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

They're calling this the most American tweet of all time.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

> Japan lost
> Germany lost
> Italy didn't show up
> Europe doesn’t have Air Conditioning

Welcome to 1945.

[Yash Bhatia @yash1229]

@AirCanada Vous êtes, sans aucun doute, la pire compagnie aérienne qui existe. Un seul orage et tout l'aéroport est paralysé. Quelle honte.

[Jahazi @Oye_Jahazi]

Imagine being the Prime Minister of India’s personal assistant, packing his luggage for a multi-nation trip, and hearing him say, “Ek packet Melody rakh lena teri bhabhi ke liye.” 😭

[Emmanuel Macron @EmmanuelMacron]

@narendramodi होली की शुभकामनाएं, मेरे दोस्त!

[🇪🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @jyotilovebot]

oh okay because we were wondering

[Frontier Indica @frontierindica]

People think Indians in Dubai will rush back to India because of the heightened Iran tensions.

Bro, your odds of getting hit by an Iranian missile in Dubai are still lower than:

1. Getting electrocuted by loose live wiring on an Indian street

2. Falling into an uncovered manhole

3. Getting crushed by a concrete slab from an under-construction site

4. Dying because the rabies vaccine you got after a stray dog bite turned out to be fake

India's daily civilian kill count from sheer infrastructure failure and municipal negligence would make most conflict zones feel safe.

[S. 🏆 @saratu]

Make Times Precedented Again.

[Jack Raines @Jack_Raines]

European diplomats when war breaks out outside of standard 9-5 working hours:

[Samiraï 💮🇩🇿 @ROS_213]

Le coup de filet énorme ils vont récupérer tous les évadés fiscaux mdrrrrrrr

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

europeans prepared to respond…
on monday

[Is EU Concerned? @ISEUConcerned]

Greatly

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

[Ashish Chaturvedi @Ashish_4vedi]

Thank you President Macron for reconstructing of Vakola- flyover / repainting of dividers and proper traffic management at western-expresss highway.

🇮🇳❤️🇫🇷

[Emmanuel Macron @EmmanuelMacron]

Aux côtés de légendes du cinéma indien.
La culture nous rassemble.

[Emmanuel Macron @EmmanuelMacron]

Jai Ho!

[zey 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿☕️ @moonystappen]

how does one manage to have negative aura with number 1 on his back bro

[France ONU Genève 🇫🇷🇺🇳 @FranceONUGeneve]

« Fo shur », with such stellar healthcare results, it’s only logical for the US to leave the @WHO— clearly, they’ve mastered the art of public health and no longer need global advice & cooperation ! 🇺🇸💉🦠
#KillTheMessenger #FreedomToBeLessHealthy