Kara Robinson

Comedian, pilot, uni lecturer - concert pianola player kara_m_robinson on Instagram

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Save the date! Oct 16 be there

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@rhysiedarby Gday Rhys - your Brisbane shows sold out so fast! Sadly I didn’t get a ticket. Just wondering if there is anyway to be able to see it?

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‘We got more mail about that than any other episode.’

30 years ago today The Simpsons visited Australia and, well, we weren’t very happy about it 😡 🦘

The show was even condemned in parliament!

Great fun chatting to @Joshstrangehill & @thatbilloakley about ‘Bart v Australia’

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@tierneyfilms Michelle Williams

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@abs_sweetmarie The ghost of comedy past: So its just... about nothing?

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@thatbilloakley We did a road trip around QLD. We saw an emu and I wanted to stop and look at it. My husband had just taken over a caravan so he said no, there'll be more emus. I spent the entire 10 days doing the principal skinner voice '22.39 degrees south, 143 degrees E... no sighting'

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@DadHasADD @thatbilloakley This road trip had a selection of some of the funniest bits of all time. Who wrote these jokes?

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@thatbilloakley @Akileese When I book comedians I ask 'What's your preferred airline? Any I should avoid?' what I mean is, 'what no fly lists are you on?'

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The spell began to gradually spread over the castle, the occupants cursed to turn into objects.

Mrs Potts turned into a pot
Lumiere, French for light, turned into a candle
Armoire turned into an armoire

‘Aw F**k’ said the groundskeeper, John

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@Milo_Edwards When I went to school all our groundskeepers were Vietnam veterans. There was no way any of us would've had the guts to do anything like this

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@Milo_Edwards Well... they know how to hurt white old men I guess

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All the people yesterday caught out not carrying cash have clearly never had to bribe a cop in a third world country over a rogue scooter incident involving three people and a capuchin and it shows

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@Joshstrangehill I say ‘not my forte’ at everything. Someone the other day was talking about the Australian soldiers who got charged as war criminals that I served with. I said ‘never engaged in war crimes myself. Not my forte’

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 I want to see one of them use their face

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@paytonmatting Yes, it was the litmus test for stupidity

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@danghentschel You should stop talking

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WW2 was a wild time

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