snail mom kara

kara
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(she/her)

[snail mom kara @karathenerd]

@ATT shame on you for pulling NY internet air service because the state is trying to make internet afforadable!!! blatant retaliatory greed while the earth is on fire and we're in a cost of living crisis While I'm switching my internet, I'll go ahead and switch my phone too.

[snail mom kara @karathenerd]

if we want the rewards of being loved (not having an allergic reaction) we must submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known (barista remembers that you don't take cinnamon on your iced chai)

[snail mom kara @karathenerd]

@gaysubwayrat bRO wtf we been planning this game for months now if you call out to recreate manhood in ur own image im going to riot in the streets

[snail mom kara @karathenerd]

find me on cohost @ mesozoickara lmao

[snail mom kara @karathenerd]

I regret to inform you we are choosing escapism again

[snail mom kara @karathenerd]

hey @PetSmart test your amphibians for chytrid before you sell them. you're spreading a disease that has killed dozens of species for no other reason than greed and neglect.

[snail mom kara @karathenerd]

the amount of pain petsm*rt has caused me personally cannot be overstated

[snail mom kara @karathenerd]

made frog gummies so my frogs are tricked into eating their pebble food like a mother hiding vegetables in a toddler's smoothie

[snail mom kara @karathenerd]

girlies hit their mid-twenties and get deeply invested in the care and keeping of freshwater aquariums

[snail mom kara @karathenerd]

oh hey good to see ya thanks for stopping by. You want something to drink? we got uhhhhhhhhhhh shrimp

[snail mom kara @karathenerd]

I hate you ancestry dot com I hate you fold3 I hate you paywall archive

[snail mom kara @karathenerd]

my beautiful snon (snail son) eating a healthy lunch of boiled cucumber!

[snail mom kara @karathenerd]

had a (reoccuring) nightmare about the worst job i ever had last night and woke up this morning to the news that they have an official union vote date! 😌 I hope you rest easy in the future my siblings in bad art museum

[snail mom kara @karathenerd]

Gods have forsaken me i remain an atheist

[snail mom kara @karathenerd]

on the bargaining stage of grief when it comes to the archives fire. anyway if any gods are listening i am willing to give up atheism for good if I find a copy of the source I need at the county historians office

[snail mom kara @karathenerd]

@gaysubwayrat its actually worse because it effects my research personally

[snail mom kara @karathenerd]

screaming crying throwing up etc about the NYS archives fire of 1911

[snail mom kara @karathenerd]

something they won't tell you in archeology school is when a person brings you a strange orb, do not assume its a marble made out of bone and lick it. Lead gets a white patina over time. You will consume the lead lining of grapeshot and die as the last casualty of the civil war.

[snail mom kara @karathenerd]

research is just opening more and more tabs until you die