Karen Doull Johnson

new hoose, new baby, married to my favourite, farming, childminding, preparing for a zombie apocalypse

[Karen Doull Johnson @KarenDoull]

Mitchell had me watchin YouTube videos o Tractors cutting silage afore I was even oot o bed dis morning! surprisingly better as peppa pig! 😂

[Karen Doull Johnson @KarenDoull]

@TomFletcher @MrsGiFletcher Me & Mitchell accidentally recreated a Tom & Buzz moment yesterday! #Worstdandilionclockblowerever #Shetland

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"You'll have to excuse the mess" - Translation: I've spent seven hours tidying in preparation for your visit

[Karen Doull Johnson @KarenDoull]

Proud parent moment daday - Mitchell killed his 1st blue bottle! 🙈 just thankful he didna try tae eat it! #youngpadawan

[Karen Doull Johnson @KarenDoull]

@IvorLJohnson 😂😂😂 "which type" it's a bairn not diabetes!

[Karen Doull Johnson @KarenDoull]

@_linseynic Love dem 😍

[Karen Doull Johnson @KarenDoull]

@MandRobertson 👭💕 https://t.co/a1QKuM4uHm

[The Chicks @thechicks]

Apparently today is #NationalEarlDay so here's to you Earl! 🥂

[Dan Hewitt @danhewitt01]

Worst high 5 of all time...?

[Karen Doull Johnson @KarenDoull]

Only thing more worrying as folk voting Tory - da folk voting for Stuart Hill??!!! Whit da actual fuck? 245 o dem? #fruitloops

[Co-op Farming & Fisheries @CoopAgriMatters]

Co-op fulfils pledge to ditch New Zealand lamb and Danish bacon - Farmers Weekly https://t.co/HV74idFirP via @FarmersWeekly

[Karen Doull Johnson @KarenDoull]

Dad: just lik in da bible 99 sheep in da shelter O'Da fold and 1 bastard still at Inbanks - dats aboot as religious as my Easter Sunday got!

[Karen Doull Johnson @KarenDoull]

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[OLBG.com @OLBG]

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[Karen Doull Johnson @KarenDoull]

Trying to tidy up wi Mitchell "helping" is what I imagine it's lik trying to tidy up in da middle of a tornado. 🙈🌪 #demolitiondoullbaby

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Holding the kettle's handle as it approaches boiling point, so you can complete the job faster than an F1 pit crew

[Karen Doull Johnson @KarenDoull]

@MandRobertson 😸 https://t.co/Jfc8IOBTXO

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"Doing anything tonight for Valentine's?"
"Yes, watching telly until I fall asleep"

[Karen Doull Johnson @KarenDoull]

Me & @Adam_L_Doull are presenting 'Give us a tune' on @bbcshetland danite at 10 past 6! 😁