friend: hey can we reschedule i dunno if im down to go bowling tonight
me, having reconstructed my entire being around the concept of going bowling at 7 tonight, watching my world shatter before me: yeah its nbd
Luxury gym Equinox under fire after launching campaign announcing that they banned new members on January 1:
“we are for people who constantly push themselves to those extremes, we can’t in good conscience support the ‘new year, new me’ movement that happens every January.”