Kari Porter

Kansas City born and raised.
Opinions are my own.

[Kari Porter @karilynnporter]

@BrandonCopicWx @tornadopaigeyy Her quads are giving “I chase tornados on foot.”

[Kari Porter @karilynnporter]

I am suing @Xfinity for emotional damage after the Abraham Lincoln mole commercial. Wtf. (Not actually, but really wtf).

[Kari Porter @karilynnporter]

Don’t worry everyone. I saw @taylorswift13

[Kari Porter @karilynnporter]

@JustinePalefsky This is epic

[Food Dive @FoodDive]

Yough said its frozen pizza made with Greek yogurt dough helps it stand out against crusts made with chickpeas and cauliflower — as it plots a future expansion into other baked goods.
https://t.co/FHNezXC21B

[Mayor Q @QuintonLucasKC]

If you’re a woman or Black or Latino/a or LGBTQ or poor, all of the above, or none, know that the Court doesn’t determine your worth or your humanity.

In Kansas City, we will keep working to respect you, your dignity, and all of your rights. I love you.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

They can cancel PPP loans, though.

[Kari Porter @karilynnporter]

There is a 10 year old girl in the jet bridge discussing her income and how her lemonade stand isn’t profitable. It’s midnight and I kinda wanna trip her? (Sorry).

[Kari Porter @karilynnporter]

I’ve never taken a red eye until tonight and… past 10 p.m. people forget how to airport.

[Kari Porter @karilynnporter]

The guy behind me in security is in pajama pants and discussing how his toothpaste is over the ounce limit.

[Kari Porter @karilynnporter]

LA Uber drivers do NOT mess around. I’ve never been so impressed with the ability to navigate chaos constantly. Did I get car sick twice? Yes. But that’s not the point.

[Kari Porter @karilynnporter]

When I tell you I am crying 🤣

[Andrew Solender @AndrewSolender]

Calling for a complete and total shutdown on PR pitches until we figure out what the hell is going on

[Kari Porter @karilynnporter]

Ok. Im watching the Kardashians Season 2 and Kris panicking and grabbing champagne and Boom Chicka Pop when Kylie was in labor is everything.

[Kari Porter @karilynnporter]

@_TallieRose @_TallieRose you should look into Resolve Medical Bills. They can negotiate the bill on your behalf and get it lowered or maybe even eliminated. Happy to tell you more, just DM me ☺️ (literally not a scam. Promise)

[Kari Porter @karilynnporter]

@Nick2long Why do you still make this face?

[Kari Porter @karilynnporter]

@nofacee_blt Oklahoma’s roads are at fault for their driving. Californians literally slam on their brakes out of nowhere all the time.

[Kari Porter @karilynnporter]

No. California wins.

[FOX4 News Kansas City @fox4kc]

Drivers in the Sunflower State are among some of the "worst" according to a new study.
https://t.co/e9Ocnq0s2Y

[Kari Porter @karilynnporter]

@mekenzihamby Cayleigh’s mom has a neurological condition and she gets airport assistance and when we travel with them it’s truly a dream. It’s one place where they’ve figured out how people with different abilities deserve to be treated!

[Kari Porter @karilynnporter]

And more exciting client news!

[Kindred @livekindred]

We're thrilled to announce the support of @NEA & continued support of @a16z, @tonsing, and @BessemerVP in our mission to help people live a lifestyle that's richer in travel, experiences, and human connection.

Thanks @bayareawriter for the coverage!

https://t.co/b7iQAFZCqP