karim

occasionally here, mainly at @nightshiftmerch

[karim @karimnlsl]

Daytona people help me out. Which mid-grade pop punk band did Hot Dog’s mom hook up with a member of?

[karim @karimnlsl]

It’s 11:15pm and I just texted one of the guys at Night Shift about how someone we know spelled “Mad Ball” with a space. This is why bosses are not allowed to text employees outside of work hours in other countries.

[karim @karimnlsl]

Just found my wife’s old pogs. Here are all the ones with skulls.

[karim @karimnlsl]

@dth47 @brianslagel @TrevorTBDM @ProstheticEJ There’s plenty of hope for metal. Just off the top of my head there were dudes from @CorpseOfficial, @undeathNY, @sanguisugabogg, @Fallujahbayarea & @stabbed420 at Trevor’s memorial who all put out sick records in the past year.

[karim @karimnlsl]

@AugmentedRyan @brianslagel @TrevorTBDM @ProstheticEJ 🙏 thank you for everything!

[karim @karimnlsl]

If we’re friends and you still live in Florida I expect you to report for duty. 🫡

[Night Shift Merch @nightshiftmerch]

Be there or be square!
https://t.co/JlAgYSoasF

[karim @karimnlsl]

Struggling to not replace our customer service auto-responder with this sign.

[karim @karimnlsl]

Renee is dead serious driving the minivan with all the windows and sunroof open blasting “Mr. Vain”.

[karim @karimnlsl]

If a handful of people could kindly fuck off I’d appreciate it. Whatever possesses someone to send unsolicited “fan art” to a stranger of their dead friend as a zombie is beyond me. I wouldn’t need to post this if it hadn’t happened 4 times this past week.

[karim @karimnlsl]

It hung in our back yard for years until we sold the house. I wish I still had that stupid hammock.

[karim @karimnlsl]

Trevor bought us a hammock for our wedding present. He was so excited about it that he had to come over and go “Dude I thought about it really hard and I got you the best thing someone from Florida could have.” and he made us open his present at the wedding reception.

[karim @karimnlsl]

I was in shock and all I could think was “this idiot bought us a hammock” rolled up in an 8 foot long tube that I had to jam in my Prius for the 16 hour drive home, but he was so excited about it I had to go “Wow, buddy thanks. I’ll use it all the time.”

[karim @karimnlsl]

The hammock sat rolled up for years until we bought a house that randomly had a hammock stand built in the back yard with no hammock. We finally put it up and I laid on it for the first time and had the most peaceful nap of my life on Trevor’s hammock.

[karim @karimnlsl]

Ever since becoming a dad random shit makes me emotional. I just saw the Orion Pictures intro on a movie and got started to get choked up.

[Night Shift Merch @nightshiftmerch]

Xcelerate is the best hardcore band in Florida right now. They sold out of tapes before we could grab any for the distro, but check em out on Bandcamp. https://t.co/OUGb5DGkRM

[karim @karimnlsl]

Raise your hand if walking through this archway for the first time forever altered the course of your life. 🙋‍♂️

[karim @karimnlsl]

@RageoftheMage I’m watching it now and he just opened a surfboard full of weapons.

[karim @karimnlsl]

Me: All these movies on streaming suck.
Also me: Woah there’s a 2002 direct-to-video sequel to John Carpenter’s Vampires staring Bon Jovi? Finally something worth watching.

[karim @karimnlsl]

I haven’t eaten meat in 20 years and even I think this is the most obnoxious bathroom graffiti I’ve ever seen.

[karim @karimnlsl]

Had to zoom in to read this sticker, and it was not what I was expecting.