Kari Schjønsby

ski surf climb code colour laugh out loud

Working for Giant Leap Technologies in Oslo

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

Delaying the health care vote today to try to figure out what a woman is.

[manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall]

Working husband? How do you stay hydrated? Jerry, age 50 "I keep a spare watermelon in my mouth". Inspirational.

[John Franglen @draxar]

Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and follow them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there." #awesome

[kyla crowther @whatkylasays]

Oedipus. Tremendous leader. The best. I've always said that if Jocasta were my mother, perhaps I'd be dating her. #TrumpBookReport

[Kari Schjønsby @karischj]

@mjpt777 That's it? Sounds so simple ;) Thank you!

[Kari Schjønsby @karischj]

@mjpt777 Hi!Lost your sea legs yet?;)
Since you’re an expert:Any tips on how to get abstracts accepted to conferences?Asking for a friend;)

[Kari Schjønsby @karischj]

Ingen kvinner å skrive om, D2? 17 sider intervju med menn, 2 med kvinner, 10.06.2016. #provoserende #manneblad @DN_no

[Kari Schjønsby @karischj]

Har D2 (10.06) blitt #manneblad?
Intervju med 5 menn på 17 sider(+11 s om fotball) og 2 kvinner på 2 sider(1 side egentlig om en bil) @dn_no

[Fjellsport.no @fjellsport_no]

@karischj Ta med Exped på tur og få fin utsikt, mens autotranslate blir hjemme og får innsikt! #utsikt #innsikt #lostintranslation

[Kari Schjønsby @karischj]

Liggeunderlag med utsikt? Jo, takk, @fjellsport_no. Autooversatt? View => utsikt. #gainedintranslation

[Polygraph @polygraphing]

We were so disgusted by the response our Bechdel Test project that we spent 6 weeks on a revenge post: https://t.co/Hg9m8VOwTC

[Kari Schjønsby @karischj]

"You are either a normal person or a sexist" Well put, @Maisie_Williams. https://t.co/VTo7xnJwI9

[Kari Schjønsby @karischj]

Godt sagt! "Det må være «noe» som gjør at jentene ikke deltar på en like fandenivoldsk måte som gutta" @klatring https://t.co/C14FBe2paT

[Kari Schjønsby @karischj]

Jobben min jo! https://t.co/NHKMVVVZD8

[Jodelle Ferland @jodellemicah]

Every YouTube video @iamjohnoliver posts is my new favourite video. THIS IS GOLD. https://t.co/1JS2PbydTh #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

Three cats and you're a cat lady, right? But nobody ever called a guy a cat lord. #catlords

[Kari Schjønsby @karischj]

I've changed my twitter name to @karischj. Twitter told me to let you know, in case you keep names written down on a piece of paper.

[Einar Wilhelmsen @EinarWilly]

Esso: Vær så snill å slipp ut mer CO2 , og husk at mens menn styrer og er aktive. er mor på kjøkkenet!

[Maya Angelou @DrMayaAngelou]

"When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time." -- #MayaAngelou