mohammed karjatwala

Lead, Follow, or get out of the Way.

[mohammed karjatwala @karjatwala]

Has anyone noticed? Deccan Queen leaves Pune at 7:15 am and reaches Mumbai at 10:25 am, 3hrs and 10 mins. Vande Bharat leaves Pune at 9:20 am and reaches Mumbai 12:35 pm. 3 hrs and 15 mins. So what the great deal, you just paying more the fancy look of the train slower by 5 min.

[mohammed karjatwala @karjatwala]

@BigBazaar @MeHindustani Are your 15 days over?

[mohammed karjatwala @karjatwala]

#ashneergrover With Bharatpe, can I transfer the amount that I have in my mind to my Bank Account?

[mohammed karjatwala @karjatwala]

Toilets.. however doubt if there is any resalable value for them. Maybe its contents could be sold as manure

[Supriya Shrinate @SupriyaShrinate]

भक्तों,

एक ऐसी चीज़ बताओ जो साहेब ने 7 साल में बनायी हो जिसको आने वाली पीढ़ियां 70 साल बाद बेच कर कमा सकें।

निल बटा सन्नाटा

[mohammed karjatwala @karjatwala]

The more talented a person is, the more chances of him tempering the evidence. True?

[Augustine Varkey @logicalindianz]

Student granted Bail , since he is talented !!!

But telented in Rape ?? 😂

[mohammed karjatwala @karjatwala]

Bhashan dena zaroori hai kya?

[Preet Ahru @Preet_Ahru]

मोदी जी ने 15अगस्त को भाषण के लिए सुझाव मांगे हैं..
आपका क्या सुझाव है..???

[mohammed karjatwala @karjatwala]

Aur koi Qualify hi nahi ho sakta

[Bhupendra yadav Golu @Bhupend53500429]

झूठ फेंकने का ओलंपिक होता तो
सबसे ज़्यादा गोल्ड मेडल कौन जीतता ?
😜😜

[mohammed karjatwala @karjatwala]

Yes, even this stunt must have cost.

[mohammed karjatwala @karjatwala]

Time and money

[𝕋𝕒𝕣𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕦𝕣 @zapata_emilo]

Going to waste the Nation’s time, the 79th time

[mohammed karjatwala @karjatwala]

With a Tadipaar H M what can you expect.

[Congress @INCIndia]

यह देशवासियों के साथ भद्दा मजाक नहीं तो और क्या है। गृह मंत्रालय जैसा अहम मंत्रालय, जिस पर कानून व्यवस्था को बनाए रखने की जिम्मेदारी और जवाबदेही होती है। उसी मंत्रालय के राज्यमंत्री का पद एक ऐसे शख्स को सौंप दिया जाता है, जिस पर इतने संगीन मुकदमे दर्ज हों।

[mohammed karjatwala @karjatwala]

Don't speak about it in public. if he gets to know about it, he will devour it immediately.

[mohammed karjatwala @karjatwala]

jo vada kiya woh nibhana padega,
nazar churane ke tum bach nahi sakte

[Mohammed Faiz @_Mohammed_Faiz]

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[mohammed karjatwala @karjatwala]

UN report: India's IT rules don't conform to global rights norms - Times of India https://t.co/EEI1llLF4N

[mohammed karjatwala @karjatwala]

If just one person, the Honourable Prime Minister is doing all the works from building toilets to vaccinating the 130 Cr Indians against Covid-19, seriously do we need all the Ministers, the Cabinet, the Bureaucrats? a lot of tax payers money can be saved.

[mohammed karjatwala @karjatwala]

@allaboutGST why are Tax payers getting Defaulter Notice for April 21 when the due date for filing is 26 May 21.

[mohammed karjatwala @karjatwala]

When you are going on the wrong side of a one way street, it seems all the other vehicles honking at you are on the wrong side, not you.

[Nirikshan Billa @NirikshanBilla]

Yes Tai when shri MMS left Indian Economy was -7% (minus) and Modiji made it +10%👍👏👏👏👏

[mohammed karjatwala @karjatwala]

jaipur hawa mahal

[mohammed karjatwala @karjatwala]

She is not dependent on GST, so it does not matter.

[Cannane Irissappane @CannaneI]

"She" is a typo?