Karly Riden

Penn State and Misericordia Alum. Speech-Language Pathologist. Bon Jovi and SVU lover. I'm forever yours, faithfully.

[Karly Riden @karkitty16]

@Uber has the worst costumer service I have ever dealt with. #uselyft

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@JVictory42 @hesstruck07 He makes it look so much easier than it is!

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I judge people so hard when they don't use their turn signal.

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Nothing like walking up to the wrong car and standing there trying to open it 😂

[𝐋𝐀𝐖 & 𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 @lawandordertv]

Started as a detective, now she's here. #SVU #SVU400 https://t.co/Lg9OWt4hHQ

[Karly Riden @karkitty16]

Research shows nail biters are less likely to have allergies. Well then what happened with me?

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I guess living together doesn't automatically mean you have to spend time together.

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The hostess at the OIP tonight asked if we wanted a kid's menu and crayons for my 7-month old niece 😂

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@caitlinrosehunt long story! Let's just say it was messy.

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@LauraCiarmatori I actually had it happen with one of my TBI patients before 😫

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Had to come home today and change my pants because a child got poop on me. 😑

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In NYC I walked 9 miles, got 21,000 steps, and then came home and topped it off with 11.5 hours of sleep. Yes!

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Nail polish 1, iPhone 0.

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So pumped for @hesstruck07 and I's ugly sweater party this weekend!! 🎉🎅🏼🎄🍻🍾

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I was hungover all morning and now by the time I get home to take a nap I'm not hungover anymore #tuesdayboozeday #neveragain

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Dentist: are you going to eat lots of turkey tomorrow? Me: no, I don't eat meat. I'm getting platefuls of mashed potatoes. 🍴🦃🚫

[Karly Riden @karkitty16]

Instead of saying, "God won't give you more than you can handle," we should say, "God will help you handle all that you've been given."

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My meme introduced Tyler as my fiancé today....

[Karly Riden @karkitty16]

Expect less then you won't be as disappointed.