Trash Gordon

The Earl of Grey

[Trash Gordon @karlbearhands]

https://t.co/rS1OzHgyZq

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[Trash Gordon @karlbearhands]

I just got a call from the Westfield Rugby Club Team President asking for a video from me to commemorate the club’s 10th (TENTH!) year anniversary.

My bones hurt.

[Trash Gordon @karlbearhands]

@indianaspaceman Sometimes though I just a fried salad covered in bbq sauce and to shit on people who eat meat because I saw this documentary once

[Trash Gordon @karlbearhands]

Hey all this is my band here in Seattle. Would be swell if ya gave it a chance https://t.co/WReCqCpSH2

[Karl @turbosnoozeband]

HOLY SHIT WE FINALLY HAVE A BAND NAME! A ROUND OF PINOT GRIS FOR THE BOYS!!!!!!!!

[Trash Gordon @karlbearhands]

America been tipsy since FDR, drunk since Reagan, and now we’re blacking out. Prolly gonna wake up in a ditch after this bender https://t.co/AbMlJpy55z

[NPR @NPR]

Giuliani: President Trump Has Constitutional Authority To Pardon Himself https://t.co/wA83j75uvp

[vince @vincestaples]

I know it’s a lot of talk about Fortnite but when y’all ready to hang with the real gunners meet me on Overwatch. I keep that defense matrix fully loaded.

[Trash Gordon @karlbearhands]

So fookin rad that Ace from Gangreen Gang plays bass for Gorillaz now

https://t.co/c95RHx0402

[Trash Gordon @karlbearhands]

The more I think about it the more I think that explaining and thinking are not my thing

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of infomercials and then asked it to write an infomercial of its own. Here is the first page.

[Trash Gordon @karlbearhands]

@indianaspaceman Thanks Obama

[Matt Fernandez @FattMernandez]

Freedom of speech isn't freedom from repercussions. That's why everyone who works retail doesn't tell you to go fuck yourself.

[Trash Gordon @karlbearhands]

@tvarnau Gonna invent the “pocket Crocker” just for these kind of situations

[Trash Gordon @karlbearhands]

What if we just don’t have a band name

[Trash Gordon @karlbearhands]

America is really ruining my travel plans

[spochadóir @spochadoir]

If you're so fucking pro-life fuck off home and do something about your backward gun laws you silly Yankee fucks. https://t.co/C6YNLb4zuB

[Trash Gordon @karlbearhands]

Our own government supports terrorism on our own soil by doing nothing and allowing the NRA to lobby for anything they want. White nationalism is a terrorism cell with radicalized ideology. #GunReformNow

[Trash Gordon @karlbearhands]

The NRA is a terrorist cell

[Trash Gordon @karlbearhands]

Guess I’ll get a tat now

[Trash Gordon @karlbearhands]

Had an elk charge at me yesterday in Hoh Rainforest. It was pretty rad.

[Trash Gordon @karlbearhands]

I backed away slowly with eye contact and got a good distance before taking off on a brisk jog