karli

:)

[Milfski @Nilkski_]

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

let me know when it’s womanhattan

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[deyso.ᐟ ⊹ @deydeydeyso]

mais fotos do meu gatinho estrela

[Shambo of Luxembourg @BradfemlyWalsh]

This is probably the most common and pervasive way in which little girls are taught to prioritise men and placate them at all costs and little boys are taught that life should revolve around them as adults.

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

A grumpy man can control a family without ever raising his voice. He just has to make his displeasure expensive enough. A long silence at dinner. A ruined car ride. Soon, everyone starts pre-adjusting. The kids are told “not now” before they can ask. She chooses the restaurant he likes, the movie he won’t complain through, the route that avoids traffic because traffic makes him unbearable. This is how a household becomes organized around one person’s refusal to regulate themselves.

[rose @wynrosei]

Grown ass man jealous of a cat

[emily bengaltiger 🐈‍⬛ ⚾️ @emilyjobot]

i would run a man over with my car before i would rehome my cat for him

[Alicia🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) @hollowearthterf]

There is nothing more unattractive than seeing a grown man yell at you actually

[Linda Mamoun @mamoun_linda]

If they placed a chair for every Palestinian killed in Gaza by Israel, the memorial would stretch from New York to Philadelphia.

[sam @uglyblender]

How do people just casually get so many photos taken of them by their friends. Is there a conversation that happens

[ROBYNA 👽 @socoolrobyna]

A nazi gets shot and it's world news and people are crying about it but a black 21 year old is found hanging from a tree with broken limbs and all they get is a half arsed investigation and silence nothing has changed at all

[huey freeman @joromiahh]

A professor at the University of Oxford just predicted Americans only have 400 days to save our democracy. Anyway, cheers.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Lol.

[⁸𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙧𝙚 @33643pts]

You’re not gonna get me with the “no one deserves this” angle because I believe evil people like him should in fact die

[charlotte @CharlotteAbotsi]

I can’t do 4 years of infographic carousels. Y’all gon have to start to killing people