kween karlz

gtg.

[kween karlz @karlss_3]

I need more pretty girls in my life 🥺💖

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Fuck a BBL I want LASIK eye surgery. Bítch I just wanna see 😩

[Skye ⛅️ @skyepolk]

Having three pets feels a lot like having a zoo and I’ve never been happier

[kween karlz @karlss_3]

Besides dating apps, how the the hell do adults meet people?!?!

[nikita richardson @nikitarbk]

the holy trinity of desk drinks is a big water, a two-hour-old iced coffee and a flavored seltzer.

[kween karlz @karlss_3]

@Hochstradamus YOU JUST NEVER KNOW

[justin theroux’s hair plugs @mcstardently]

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[beboppinaround @wannaFOOK_]

thank u for making me feel like less of a piece of shit @Sethrogen

[Taylor @mista_cocks]

This might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[kween karlz @karlss_3]

it’s no coincidence that Shrek day falls on George Strait’s birthday and are both two of my favorite things

[w @soulxpnk]

got violently stoned and now i cant move

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

No telling who is on the verge of completely giving up today. So make sure you’re kind to everyone. You could be just what they needed to keep going.

[𝖘𝖕𝖆𝖈𝖊𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖊𝖓𝕺𝕲 @obscuree_]

worry about ur character not ur reputation worry about ur character not ur reputation worry about ur character not ur reputation worry about ur character not ur reputation worry about ur character not ur reputation worry about ur character not ur reputation

[kween karlz @karlss_3]

I will only be listening to George Strait today and I don’t know why but it feels right

[kween karlz @karlss_3]

@Hochstradamus Uhhh apps are ALWAYS a given. Dessert.... we see if we make it there