Karli Wittenbach

[Karli Wittenbach @karltwittenbach]

March sadness 💔

[E! News @enews]

Blake Shelton watching the #superbowl halftime show, probably.

[Karli Wittenbach @karltwittenbach]

@FreshUpdates @Target

PSA: Don’t get fresh express salad from target unless you want a dead lady bug on top 🤮

[Karli Wittenbach @karltwittenbach]

I need season 2 of Friends from College to be on Netflix. Now.

[Karli Wittenbach @karltwittenbach]

You guys. I NEED to go see the swimming piggies in The Bahamas. Who is going with me? 🙋🏼‍♀️🐷

[Karli Wittenbach @karltwittenbach]

When asking Trent his thoughts about our wedding cake.....

“Karli I gotta tell you something. I know I’ve said I don’t care about a lot of things so far. But I really don’t give a shit what kind of cake I eat.”

Things are going well 🤣🤣🤣

[Karli Wittenbach @karltwittenbach]

Actual conversation:

Trent: We can’t register anywhere or we won’t raise enough money for our honeyfund.

Me: Our wedding isn’t a fundraiser....

😅😅😅

[Karli Wittenbach @karltwittenbach]

My goal for 2017 was to learn to French braid my hair and I failed. I just set my goals too high I guess 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Children's Mercy @ChildrensMercy]

"We all have a fighter in us, preemies just have a little bit more"
This #WorldPrematurityDay our #NICU staff is wearing purple, to celebrate and to remember all of our families. @MarchofDimes
Learn more about our team: https://t.co/oXpTjaAobe

[Karli Wittenbach @karltwittenbach]

@CheyeneTaylor Basically! 😘

[Karli Wittenbach @karltwittenbach]

@CheyeneTaylor Goals 🙌🏼

[Karli Wittenbach @karltwittenbach]

@CheyeneTaylor What if it's not the first time lol

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Think I know who's to blame for Bachelor relationships not working:

Since my season, I've given advice to Juan Pablo, Chris, Ben & Nick.

[Wells Adams @WellsAdams]

Tonight I made 3 burgers, drank a bottle of white wine and watched college football with my dog. I'm living my best life.

[Amanda Stanton @amandastantonnn]

As soon as I decided I give up on all Bachelor related shows, they make Arie the Bachelor...

[Karli Wittenbach @karltwittenbach]

True https://t.co/6qogvs2pWI

[Wells Adams @WellsAdams]

I'm more likely to remember your dogs name than your name. Also, I'd rather hang out with your dog.

[Karli Wittenbach @karltwittenbach]

Soooooooo who wants to go to Shania?!

[Karli Wittenbach @karltwittenbach]

When the TPN and lipids scent just lingers home with you 😷