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I'll take the hill.

[karmakorrupt @karmakorrupt]

@chrissyteigen Is it strange that all I want to know is what your choice of cleaner is for that massive and impressive cutting board?

[karmakorrupt @karmakorrupt]

@AnaKasparian Sadly, this explains everything.

[karmakorrupt @karmakorrupt]

@michele_norris Makes me nostalgic for my grandma’s recipe box full of index cards handwritten in…what’s that? #cursive
🥰

[karmakorrupt @karmakorrupt]

@GoforNo I’m bad at getting out of survival or stress mode. Great for business not so great for personal life

[karmakorrupt @karmakorrupt]

@TMZ Wtf else would happen. I have no desire to see the Kardashians, but people don’t know how to act. It’s not about them being assholes. It’s the people with nothing to lose you can’t trust

[karmakorrupt @karmakorrupt]

Anyone else pick up Ling Ma’s book, Severance, & think it was about personal/professional disassociation? Somehow it’s even deeper knowing it was pre-pandemic with a Chinese fungus, N95s, and latex gloves which must have read like the apocalypse in 2018. #lingma #Severance

[karmakorrupt @karmakorrupt]

@maryjblige My Life brings back a flood of memories both beautiful and haunting. It reminds me of love…the intimate kind. I had forgotten. ❤️ #MJBMyLife

[karmakorrupt @karmakorrupt]

@mkonnikova I'm one of those who have just discovered you and now obsessed (in a healthy way, I assure you) with the way your mind works. I love your writing and your curiosity. Now I'm curious: Do you have a list of must-read poker books for beginners?! Cheers!

[Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @Chasten]

If you like piña coladas
and getting caught on a plane

[Sylvester Turner @SylvesterTurner]

When the power is restored and when we are passed the boil water notice, we are working to set up a fund that will assist people without insurance, seniors, and others who have suffered a lot of water related damage in their home when frozen pipes burst and caused ceiling damage.

[karmakorrupt @karmakorrupt]

@CNPalerts 🤣🤣

[karmakorrupt @karmakorrupt]

Power came back after 46 hours without. 🙏🏼 Water is still off. Day 3 with no shower. Feeling very European. #houstonblackout

[karmakorrupt @karmakorrupt]

@MoxBetterxBlues Even downtown eventually lost power. Supposedly they were rotating, but mine was off for 46 hours. Hope you got yours back too. My water has been cut for last 2 days. I’m very French right now with the no shower thing. 😂 What a nightmare!

[karmakorrupt @karmakorrupt]

@richardkirwan Very true, my friend

[karmakorrupt @karmakorrupt]

Are you kidding me?! Do the politics ever stop?! This is complete BS. Take responsibility Abbott!

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

Texas Gov. Abbott blames solar and wind for the blackouts in his state and says "this shows how the Green New Deal would be a deadly deal for the United States of America"

[karmakorrupt @karmakorrupt]

@richardkirwan Agree! If this doesn’t do it, idk what will!

[karmakorrupt @karmakorrupt]

💯

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I go offline a few days and return to a GOP Gov blaming policies he hasn’t even implemented for his own failures.

Gov. Abbott doesn’t seem to have a grasp on his state, so here’s a reminder: Texas runs 80-90% on fossil fuels.

The real “deadly deal” is his failed leadership.

[karmakorrupt @karmakorrupt]

Let’s get something straight, Twitter. Texans are accustomed to power outages. We aren’t accustomed to power outages in freezing temps. 💩 show over here. #TexasBlackout

[karmakorrupt @karmakorrupt]

@MagicalOverload So far on 42 hours. I’ve gone 2 weeks before with Hurricane Ike, but it wasn’t freezing!

[karmakorrupt @karmakorrupt]

Next time my electricity bill is due, imma tell @CNPalerts it’s a ROLLING payment. #houstonpoweroutage