Aunt Carol

Just tetio!

[Aunt Carol @karochep]

#Wordle224 2/6

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[Aunt Carol @karochep]

@MihrThakar 113k

[Derrick Gathirimu @dkgathirimu]

@MihrThakar Now the very Kenyan process of collective amnesia begins.

The government will dismiss yesterday as a hiccup; proof of "democracy".

The courts receive applause for standing up to the executive.

The populace is relieved that things won't get too ugly.

Till next time. 🙄

[Aunt Carol @karochep]

#stopgithuraikillings #rejectfinancebill2024

[Aunt Carol @karochep]

#STOPTMASSACREINGITHURAI

[Aunt Carol @karochep]

@elonmusk @dogeofficialceo I hate rate limits

[Aunt Carol @karochep]

@elonmusk Seriously?

[Aunt Carol @karochep]

#KOT What is the best alternative to twitter? I just can’t #TwitterDown #RateLimitExceeded

[Aziz Mire @aziz_mire]

CBK direct advances and overdraft to GoK in KES million via KNBS:

Dec 2018: 64,843
Dec 2019: 63,730
Dec 2020: 132,866
Dec 2021: 253,822
March 2022: 263,706
June 2022: 292,288
September 2022: 304,157
December 2022: 410,264

Note how fast its been rising recently

[The People’s President @bonifacemwangi]

This review on Real Estate in Kenya is onpoint. I love it.

[Kenyan Business @BusinessIntelKE]

KEBs says all manufacturers making over Shs 548 daily or Shs 200,000 annually should pay KEBs taxes.

This includes small businesses such as tailoring, printers and photography studios.

- Nation

[Aunt Carol @karochep]

Profitability, sustainability, ecological responsibility and innovation #AmChamBizSummit

[Mushtaq Bilal, PhD @MushtaqBilalPhD]

Don't use ChatGPT for academic research. It creates fake citations to papers that don't even exist.

Instead, use Consensus — an AI-powered search engine designed for academics.

Ask it a question and it'll give you a summary of top 5-10 (real) published papers.

[Tin Fischer @herrfischer]

Here is a rare insight into a $300 million carbon credit project in Kenya, used by @Netflix, @Meta, Nivea, and others to compensate their CO2 emissions by moving around shepherds faster. Sounds bizarre? 🧵

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

😂 😂 This teacher is a proper story teller. 🐐

[Lewin | Wealth Pill 💊 @Wealth_Pill]

Maturity is a mindset, not age. Here are 15 signs you're mature...

[Andrew Gazdecki @agazdecki]

Startups with the best team and culture wins, not the best business plan.

[Parody account of myself @samdave69]

I spent 15 years in the edible oil industry and find KEBS suspension quite absurd.

Since we all know politics in Kenya is always at play, I can pass your time with a #thread on what I learnt from my time working with palm oil.

[EbruTVKenya @EbruTVKenya]

Wazo letu la leo ni methali kutoka kwa waswahili.
https://t.co/mC4XASX64d

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Ali Velshi really had that British “historian” about to stroke out on live TV

[Malab🍯 @KokiWabule]

Okay guys let's get serious for a moment now.

Does anyone actually know what paprika does or are we all just pretending that it does something?