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[Karsten @karsteezus]

@itsjessepark Real af.

[tara ❤️‍🔥 @itspandorah]

it’s still crazy how on my 19th birthday i asked a friend to come and dj in my tiny ass dorm room and we had to set up the decks in the bathroom cause that was the only place we could fit them

and now that same friend is about to play two sold out sofi stadium shows

[Jenni @hashjenni]

my brain as soon as someone starts explaining card game rules to me

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

be serious.

[‘ @supnullpointer]

Do you ever forget to reply for like a day and then a week goes by 😂😂

[Karsten @karsteezus]

Good news: Tested negative for COVID Bad news: Found out the reason I couldn’t breathe in the morning was because I had a reemergence of asthma 💀

[Frank Jordon 🍷 @Frankiexii]

Dis human shit difficult I shoulda been a pit bull or a honey bun

[𝐉𝐚𝐊𝐨𝐛 @SpamRiceEggs]

i asked her “who’s pussy is this” and she said “that’s a HIPAA violation”

[lisa @Alythuh]

the social rat race to be perfect and retire before 30 is stupid and I will not be participating in it. life seasons u with love, experiences, and places & u simply can’t rush that. your expiration date is not in your 20s

[Für Elise @brokeharmony]

gimme head in the middle of a crisis or whatever illenium said

[чай @fatpussyhex]

older ppl will say that piercings and tattoo will ruin your life then stay in a loveless marriage for 40+ years how dat work

[Anicca Harriot, PhD🔬 @13adh13]

Academic writing is wild bc you’ll read four articles just to write one sentence.

Anyway, here’s a thread of resources I’ve been using to speed through this review I’m working on:

[Casey Lawrence @LeanandCuisine]

It took me 17 years to realize Kelly Rowland was talking bout a side nigga