La Muchacha

Fun loving. Pessimist. Optimist

[La Muchacha @Karymy]

@eddie_wrt This is sad to watch.

[Solomoni @SolomonNgatia4]

@NPSOfficial_KE Congratulations in advance to the investigating team

[Mutua Matheka @truthslinger]

It’s #FRAGMNTSNairobi week and I’m very thrilledscaredtired all at once. A few tickets left for opening night.
https://t.co/n1kknSYieW

[Rodgers Kipembe Mpuru @RodgersKipembe]

This will remain GOATED even in 2050.

[The Colour Alchemist 🇰🇪 @VictorOmondiArt]

I painted the Kimathi Street-Kenyatta Avenue junction in Nairobi CBD using oil paints on canvas. This was before the maandamanos

[La Muchacha @Karymy]

@VictorOmondiArt This is amazing work!! @SarovaStanley @DTBKenya kazi safii, mnaonaje?

[#LandIsNotProperty Mwalimu Wandia @wmnjoya]

I'm sick and tired of this standard practice nonsense. When do we get to do things for Kenyan reasons? This is not Uganda, France or wherever. And Kenya is in debt because of this unnecessary benchmarking.

No! You go settle in those countries if you want to be like them.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

BREAKING: Ruto thought he could buy out the Law Society of Kenya (LSK) with loose change the way he does to his chicken in Sugoi. He's been told to fold it nicely and shove it down his alimentary canal. Class, does the pressure increases or decreases?

[The People’s President @bonifacemwangi]

I celebrate @Honeyfarsafi. She is doing an amazing job. We have been forwarding hospital bills and names of families who lost their loved ones to her, and she works tirelessly to ensure bills are paid, and funeral contributions are sent. One woman army serving her nation. Salute!

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

https://t.co/y8rLqzjxLk

[Hanifa 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 🇰🇪 @Honeyfarsafi]

I have never in my life seen something like this wallah literal chills omg🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

[Henry Kabogo 💧 ❄ 🇰🇪 @Kabogo_Henry]

@OleItumbi Poverty is not natural, poverty is man made— it is a political weapon..

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

It’s the movie they really don’t want you to see: #WhatIsAWoman?

Watch the explosive documentary starring @MattWalshBlog FREE on Twitter for 24 hrs. https://t.co/qDi7thCNid

[J A T E L O ™ @eddy_onditi]

@DonaldBKipkorir Imagine losing 4 times due to rigging. Then the 5th time when IEBC reforms and is now transparent,credible and fair you lose again but this time you lose CLEAN to RUTO who built a majority political party within 2 years and swept the country with his Hustler Model. BONDO DIRECT

[IEBC @IEBCKenya]

Voters are warned that violating secrecy of the ballot through sharing of photos of marked ballot papers is punishable by law.
#GE2022 #KenyaDecides2022

[Tessa Davis @TessaRDavis]

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[Official Choice Radio @choiceradio_ke]

The count down begins 🕺
Only one place to be tuned in from 3-7 PM this afternoon 😉
Tune into 87.7 or listen online via https://t.co/baLnYCUE9P and vibe with @DjEMVY @DjPinye @PBlankEvumbi
#ChoiceRadioKE #Playback

[La Muchacha @Karymy]

@JudiWakhungu @amolosango @AmbYonga @KEinBelgium @SwedeninKE @ForeignOfficeKE This is not clear,Amb. CDG, AMS, FRA borders wouldn't let you out of the airport without a Schengen in the first place. Pls clarify.

[La Muchacha @Karymy]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[La Muchacha @Karymy]

@RNgeno4real If it was your mother, wife, sister, auntie, friend or daughter you wouldn't utter such a callous statement! 😠😠