Kassi Klinger

probably too obsessed with #JM7 and 🐧

[Kassi Klinger @kas_klinger]

More than one should admit. 😂 #JM7 #babyjesus

[Andrew Luedtke @andluedtke]

Do you ever think about how much you miss watching Joe Mauer play baseball or are you normal?

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I am BEGGING the internet to stop showing me 5-9 morning routines where someone drinks structured water, journals for an hour, and does ice plunges before sunrise. My morning routine is hitting snooze until the fear of homelessness physically drags me out of bed.

[Kassi Klinger @kas_klinger]

Two words. 😭

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Charlotte Hornets are trading star guard LaMelo Ball and Josh Green to the Minnesota Timberwolves for Naz Reid, a 2033 unprotected first-round pick, three first-round pick swaps (2028, 2029, 2030) and three second-round picks (2029, 2032, 2033), sources tell ESPN.

[Kassi Klinger @kas_klinger]

Why is this a thing? Also, is being pregnant the ONLY way to prove being a woman? Cause then I and many other women have explaining to do, I guess.

[Joe Vargas @JoeVargas]

If Michelle Obama is a woman, why are there no publicly known photos of her pregnant, no baby shower photos, and very few early family pictures? She has said she used IVF, but IVF still results in a normal pregnancy after implantation. Where’s the documented history?

[Kassi Klinger @kas_klinger]

Alice Paul is rolling in her grave. Put the rage in suffrage, ladies.

[Democracy Docket @DemocracyDocket]

NEW: At the Turning Point USA women's summit, conservatives speak freely about willingly giving up their right to vote.

"I would be okay with giving up my right to vote, because I know that [my husband] would represent me well,” said one attendee.
https://t.co/QdJmVt0WLu

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Praising Jesus while disrespecting women.
MAGA in a nutshell.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

read more books. read to escape reality. read to understand reality. read to challenge what you believe. read to think better. read to write better. read to argue better. read to know yourself. read to build something. a single book can completely rewire your brain.

[Kassi Klinger @kas_klinger]

👋

[parker fleming @statsowar]

Life pro tip: Find friends who read a lot and tell you about the books they're reading.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

The Millennial Angry Daughter Pipeline

1. Be born between 1981–1996
2. Get called “too sensitive” growing up
3. Learn to suppress your emotions
4. Become hyper-aware of everyone else’s moods
5. Mistake survival mode for maturity
6. Become emotionally independent too early
7. Become a mother
8. Suddenly understand your younger self
9. Break down trying not to repeat the cycle
10. Start grieving the love you needed too
11. Reparent yourself in real time
12. Become softer without becoming weak
13. …add yours 🫶🏼

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

One of my college professors used to say "anything worth doing is worth doing poorly." I didn't understand that for years because I didn't do anything poorly, I couldn't do anything poorly, I had to Do Everything Perfectly.

But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is better than not brushing them at all when that 2 minutes seems exhausting. Doing ten minutes of yoga is better than 10 minutes of sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds impossible.

Changing my clothes is good when a whole shower is impossible. Standing on the porch for a few minutes is worth it after being in the house for three straight days because I don't have the energy to go anywhere.

Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly... because doing it poorly is better than not doing it.

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

22 years ago today, Joe Mauer made his MLB debut!

To celebrate his Hall of Fame career, we're giving away a signed Mauer replica statue!

🚨 REPOST NOW FOR A CHANCE TO WIN! 🚨

[love drops @lovedropx]

Drink your coffee. Read your books. It's chaos out there.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

How do you professionally say “please spell my name correctly in an email” in corporate?

[Christina Garnett @ThatChristinaG]

Losing an hour of time/sleep on International Women's Day feels like the most on brand thing this world has to offer.

[Celia @CeliaBedelia]

Because we're tired, Gad.

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

does anyone make weighted blankets in colors other than mental illness gray

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Working From Home

2020
- Your health and safety are our number one priorities
- You'll fully work remotely
- The company will provide support to ensure high productivity

2022
- Remote work is a success so far
- This is most productive year we've ever seen
- We are officially rolling WFH policy on your contracts
- This will align with the ever changing world
- We have to be dynamic

2024
- You can work from Maldives, Palawan or Zanzibar or anywhere else
- But there are few things to moving forward
- We're transitioning into a hybrid work policy
- You're expected to be in office 3-4 days a week

2025
- Did you guys really thing working from home was gonna last forever?
- You seriously need to question your judgement if you did

2026
- We just renewed the lease on a beautiful office space
- Everyone is going to love it
- See you there

[Kassi Klinger @kas_klinger]

@lizaboth

[Kassi Klinger @kas_klinger]

@okaypompeii I worked at kfc in high school. you would not believe the number of people that would come in on Ash Wed, with ashes on their forehead, and eat chicken. 😂

[Kassi Klinger @kas_klinger]

another one for @UHC - why do you list doctors in-network, but then I get a $400 bill saying it's not covered? make it make sense.

[Kassi Klinger @kas_klinger]

chatted with a (@UHC ) rep about gym membership benefits. after 15 min looking into it -- she offered me info on bariatric surgery. really just wanted to see if my Y membership was covered so I wasn't paying for a benefit I already get....but, that escalated quickly.

[GopherHole.com @GopherHole]

Jordan Chiles: Huge thank you to Minnesota. I know there has been a lot of tough things going on here, and I just want to say we stand with you, and that the Prince routine was meant for you guys, and I wanted to bring that energy here. So I hope it uplifts you guys in this very dark time and that the Bruins will always be by your guys' side. So thank you guys so much.
🎥: @JessicaHartTV IG