kl ✝️

If I didn't know this was hasenpfeffer, I'd swear I was eating carrots.

[kl ✝️ @kaschuh2]

@NefflynB it's where the shirt hangs in front of the button on your jeans and rubs against the counter when you're using the kitchen sink

[The Disrespected Trucker @DisrespectedThe]

This message needs to be heard far and wide!

[kl ✝️ @kaschuh2]

@richardvetstein 2 Truths & A Lie

[kl ✝️ @kaschuh2]

@anymanfitness perfect 🥲

[kl ✝️ @kaschuh2]

@JoshT1776 @RepThomasMassie

[kl ✝️ @kaschuh2]

@SuzieQ65037747 where are you? anyone's welcome in my home for Christmas 🤗

[kl ✝️ @kaschuh2]

@ronaldeking @libsoftiktok It's parody - follow them, they're awesome.

[kl ✝️ @kaschuh2]

@DrEliDavid Wait for a change of "natural immunity" definition by Monday.

[kl ✝️ @kaschuh2]

To the asshole yelling out the wrong track # for the Providence line at an overcrowded #SouthStation after the #PatriotsParade yesterday, you're the idiot tool everyone talks about behind your back & no one's going to keep in touch with after college. #douchebagaward

[kl ✝️ @kaschuh2]

I feel like you're insulting my intelligence when you advertise your one day sale this Friday and Saturday @Macys #oxymoronmuch

[kl ✝️ @kaschuh2]

Bradism: He had a sudden rush of shit to the heart.

[kl ✝️ @kaschuh2]

Bradism: It's colder than a well-digger's ass.

[kl ✝️ @kaschuh2]

Bradism: What am I, yesterday's mashed potatoes?

[kl ✝️ @kaschuh2]

I am capable of becoming irrationally angry when attempting to put on a sports bra after taking a shower.

[kl ✝️ @kaschuh2]

The woman ringing up my stuff at Target saw I was buying kitty litter & asked what kind of cat I have. #stumped #dontfeellikemakingsmalltalk

[kl ✝️ @kaschuh2]

Bradism: May the fleas of a thousand camels nest in your navel.

[kl ✝️ @kaschuh2]

Bradism: You're welcome at our house any time - just come after breakfast, bring your lunch, and leave before dinnertime.

[kl ✝️ @kaschuh2]

Bradism: She talks so much - her tongue is attached in the middle and it flaps at both ends.

[kl ✝️ @kaschuh2]

Sydney: "I had mint chip gum. It tasted like what you'd think mulch would taste like."

[kl ✝️ @kaschuh2]

Sydney: "Mom, can people go to college to become robbers?"