Kasey...

she/her | 30s | deeply unserious | sicko

[Kasey... @kaseydotcom]

i think his real crime was looking too good

[✮anna✮ @onenonlyanna]

low cut shirt so I can stare at my own boobs

[g 𐙚 @birdiedrapers]

He looks way too horny for someone who couldn’t fuck

[Kasey... @kaseydotcom]

so distraught that my favorite Chinese restaurant is closed (they closed 2 years ago) that I pulled up to the wrong side of the gas pump (I have driven this car for 6 years)

[goma @soigomaa]

Free my man

[Kasey... @kaseydotcom]

@TracyAgnello @themissy14 my mother would be mortified but also positively thrilled about being able to tell others (bad news is her favorite news)

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[isla de luca @isladeluca]

this is a graph of me on a night out by # of drinks consumed

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

oh to be loved to the point of invention

[Neo @Neo_Knightzl]

@softboywin Day 3 chicken already got me interrogating it like so what exactly are your intentions with my stomach?

[Kasey... @kaseydotcom]

@vatofsoup (and if they don’t, I do)

[Kasey... @kaseydotcom]

@vatofsoup corp it here. Yes I think they might know.

[Dani ☁️ @Dan0nat0r]

Jerking off to nothing but the same succession characters for 3 years now

[Kasey... @kaseydotcom]

@Lizwontcry @vast_differ3nce probably not wrong

[Kasey... @kaseydotcom]

being friends with me

me: wanna see something?
them: ?
me: -walks them over to the sidewalk and points at a dead possum that showed up over night-

[Kasey... @kaseydotcom]

@wolfiestark he looks like he holds up a can of light beer in front of the video doorbell when he pops over unannounced because he does, in fact, live in the neighborhood and if you move your dad will probably never speak to him again because they only text about trash day and lawn care

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Imagine drinking some ale with the boys at the local tavern and the bard starts playing this banger

[Kali @Kali_Sldn]

Roman & Gerri, S5E3… my beloved