K.

just a vessel for impulse

[K. @kaseyirl]

i'm tired af. excuse the surly

[K. @kaseyirl]

Ja Rule. Dave Chappelle. Only worse because his profile pic is exactly this

[kuz @kylekuzma]

This is 2026. People cosplaying as things they don’t have the authority, the talent, or the track record to actually be. Just for content.

A mayor playing president. A founder playing operator. A content creator playing one-on-one thinking he’s a pro. A 25yr old with a ring light playing economist. Everyone auditioning. Nobody building.

Were raising a generation that learning the reward isn’t in doing the thing it’s in looking like you did the thing. The clip is the career. The pose is the product. The soundbite is the substitute for a life’s work.

Don't fall for distractions

[K. @kaseyirl]

@CJintheKeys @YahooFantasy NAaa

[Skull @SkullSpeedDeal]

How it feels for Australia to be the last Asian team in the World Cup.

[DuffJuice @DuffJuice30]

To all you dickriding lames at the White House: https://t.co/72Z8S80tcP

[K. @kaseyirl]

God who wants to play games like this besides 9 year
Olds

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘NINTENDO SWITCH SPORTS RESORT’.

Releasing on October 22.

[K. @kaseyirl]

@JoshReynolds24 Is there time to delete this?

[K. @kaseyirl]

Anti abortion and now I guess… anti adoption. Just anti humanity. Sick mfers.

[Josh Wood @J_K_Wood]

SO HI GUYS!!!! WE ARE ACQUIRING a child!!

We paid his Mother to disappear from his life FOREVER!!!! 😭😭😭

This used to be called baby selling but those guys didn’t have a photo shoot like this!!!!💕

Remember this is called progress now! 🌈

[K. @kaseyirl]

It’s not The Who would you rather have award

[Flagg Mavs @FlaggMavs]

The infatuation with the 3-ball is weird lol.

Not a single GM including the Hornets GM would take Kon over Flagg having seen how they played this year.

Kon is awesome, Flagg is generational on both ends of the floor lol.

This league gets dumber by the day

[K. @kaseyirl]

Ain’t no love like Christian hate

[TreVeyon Henderson @TreVeyonH4]

“Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness’ sake, For theirs is the kingdom of heaven.”
Matthew 5:10

[K. @kaseyirl]

@PriscoCBS Idk why we’re acting like he had 400 carries a season tho. This is not normal 7 year veteran mileage

[K. @kaseyirl]

Got some bad news for anyone who thinks Juice can play

[Max Loeb @loebsleads]

Two things can be true:

David Montgomery is underrated and underappreciated, especially sitting behind an insane talent in Jahmyr Gibbs...

But MAN did the Lions get an incredible haul back for a RB who turns 29 in June.

[K. @kaseyirl]

Idk. Less than 1500 carries which puts him at less carries than Mixon was when we acquired and has lowkey been more efficient. I see not paying an OL who can’t run block and wants 60m as a positive

[Sayre Bedinger @SayreBedinger]

The Texans significantly overpaid for David Montgomery. The Broncos dodged a bullet. He's going to be 29 this year and cost a potential starting center, a 4th, and a 7th. Not worth it.

[K. @kaseyirl]

@TexansCommenter People will focus on the bad draft pick but the big part of this is not getting stuck with an extension. Blessan

[K. @kaseyirl]

I thank the stars we didn’t give this man 20m a year again

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Sources: The #Texans and #Browns have agreed to terms on a trade to send starting RT Tytus Howard to Cleveland in exchange for a fifth-round pick.

Much-needed OL help. Plus, Howard gets a new 3-year, $63M extension in a deal done by @malkikawa and Ethan Lock of @FirstRoundMgmt.

[K. @kaseyirl]

@CrownClubCLT @BillSimmons Imagine this bothering you

[K. @kaseyirl]

You guys are the biggest fucking babies and actually misogynistic

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This clip displaying the difference between a man’s reality and a woman’s is going viral.

[cal? @cal_gif]

“$5 smash burger”

[K. @kaseyirl]

Imagine having to wake up everyday and eat a bowl of shit. This guy wants to hang himself everytime he brushes his teeth and all for what? To be the 10th most popular grifter on x?

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

TPUSA just mogged the NFL

Total and complete culture war victory

‘English mother fu**** Do you speak it!?’

[K. @kaseyirl]

This guy is clearly twice as smart as his brother and is still too much of a grifter to play the right angle on such a layup

[Fox News @FoxNews]

WATCH: Logan Paul's blunt answer when asked if he was excited for Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show.

[K. @kaseyirl]

You got openly cooked. 70 times in over 20 years and that’s looking for it and they were caught and didn’t swing anything.

The spin on this is incredible. You’re all so very very stupid.

[Brianna Lyman @briannalyman2]

Me: "Noncitizen voting does happen"

Phillip: "How frequently is it?"

Me: "If you want I can list some of it"

Phillip (mockingly): “Yeah, please. Like, actual numbers."

Me: *starts rattling off "like, actual numbers"

*entire panel laughs*

Me: It's funny that you all mock 'small' amounts of [noncitizen, illegal voting] but remember that Mariannette Miller-Meeks won her 2020 election by SIX votes. Imagine if there were six fraudulent votes. Some elections are quite literally decided on the margins and every vote counts.

Philip: So it's 'incredibly' rare

American elections should be decided by Americans only.

Pass the SAVE Act. NOW.