Kasey (Taco) Puleo

A week without a joke tuesday is a week shamefully wasted.

[Kasey (Taco) Puleo @kaseykins]

the whole "new year, new me" thing is coming up and I just want to assure everybody that I'll still be the same asshole I usually am

[Kasey (Taco) Puleo @kaseykins]

Ray-Ban glasses special offer, only $ 24,99 only today! https://t.co/L2l0xRTH7L

[Kasey (Taco) Puleo @kaseykins]

The shit that happens when I am with my best friend 😂

[Lindsey Stoyanoff @LindseyStoyanof]

When you get upgraded to club seat by a stranger @kaseykins #Pirates #win

[Kasey (Taco) Puleo @kaseykins]

@lacefacesays THE RADDEST OF ALL RADS

[Kasey (Taco) Puleo @kaseykins]

Happy Joke Tuesday!! What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?....Time to go to sweep!!... the BEST part about this joke Tuesday is that I get to see @lacefacesays , one of the biggest joke Tuesday lovers, tomorrow!!

[Kasey (Taco) Puleo @kaseykins]

@lacefacesays Yes! Lol.. The Art of Racing in the Rain by Garth Stein, Yes Please! by Amy Poehler, Let Your Life Speak by Parker Palmer

[Kasey (Taco) Puleo @kaseykins]

Happy Joke Tuesday!! What did the mommy spider say to the baby spider??......

You spend too much time on the web!

[Kasey (Taco) Puleo @kaseykins]

@bigj__123 prof pic is looking 👌#wecute

[Kasey (Taco) Puleo @kaseykins]

@lacefacesays 😭😭😭😭

[Kasey (Taco) Puleo @kaseykins]

Forever hating that @lacefacesays works all weekends ☹️😢😥😭

[Kasey (Taco) Puleo @kaseykins]

@lacefacesays preach it girrrrrllllll

[Kasey (Taco) Puleo @kaseykins]

Happy Joke Tuesday Everyone!! what do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A Pouch Potato!

[Kasey (Taco) Puleo @kaseykins]

I asked my dad to be my DD this weekend while I am celebrating my graduation and now he won't stop calling himself triple D.... Designated Driver Dad 😂🍺

[Kasey (Taco) Puleo @kaseykins]

But with that being said today's joke is taco themed in preparation for Cinco De Mayo on Saturday!
Why shouldn't you tell a burrito your secrets???

Because they always spill the beans!

[Kasey (Taco) Puleo @kaseykins]

I ALMOST forgot to post joke Tuesday on twitter today and I don't think I have ever been more disappointed in myself 😞

[Kasey (Taco) Puleo @kaseykins]

This last grad school paper is essentially just me repeating the same thing about 23749323 times and I have zero fucks to give 😂 #Wherearethefucks

[Kasey (Taco) Puleo @kaseykins]

One paper and Two finals stand between me and graduation... LET'S DO THIS!

[Kasey (Taco) Puleo @kaseykins]

@beccarock17 @mickalawatt Ugh! This makes me so happy and I am not even joking! #proud

[Kasey (Taco) Puleo @kaseykins]

Happy Joke Tuesday! Why was it so hot in the stadium after the baseball game ended?....

Because all the fans left!

[Kasey (Taco) Puleo @kaseykins]

Alcohol makes you dehydrated. Alcohol also makes you have to pee.... Very Interesting....