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[✰ @PRINCESSVlCKY]

i dont wanna be an empath anymore
i wanna be a fucking bitch

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

Im genuinely Mexican

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

when is neglected daughter day

[julia @juumelo_]

you’re on thick fucking ice. I love u

[josh @joshypooper]

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

[swinky @swinkying]

junie b. jones tried to sell me crack cocaine at applebees

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

They’re naming a Syndrome after me

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

If you hear me yelling at someone, just know i said it nicely 27 times.

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

hamburger help us

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

i cannot fck it we ball for much longer

[❀ @deallium]

one of my favorite things about being alive is that sometimes i’ll meet a cat

[rune sword @runesword1]

holy fuck the worm just killed the early bird

[whalefact @awhalefact]

whales are so small now haha april fools still big

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

TikTok shop weed fixed my uncles male pattern baldness

[َ @4NGELWING]

all quiet on the frontal lobe

[S @nlvvc_]

i don’t need revenge bc u and ur ugly ass heart will ruin ur own life

[AntifaPuddin’Pop @Andie00471]

If a tree falls in the woods and gas is over $4 per gallon, is it still Joe Biden’s fault?

[fishious @fishquichee]

The cigarette smoked me i swear

[Hadi @lolnvmtho]

born to say “are you fucking stupid” forced to say “wow i’ve never thought about it like that before”