Paul Kasperitis

Paul//23// I use this app twice a year

[Paul Kasperitis @kaspertitties]

@dinobuffy I just hopped on twitter fornlike the first time in five years this is the first thing I see whyyyy

[Paul Kasperitis @kaspertitties]

Hi all I have made my Annual Return to the Twittersphere

[Paul Kasperitis @kaspertitties]

THAT IS SO PRECIOUS https://t.co/CvqkmLdJQK

[Paul Kasperitis @kaspertitties]

Went to bed craving company and human warmth

Ended up settling for shameful 3 a.m. leftovers from dinner

[Paul Kasperitis @kaspertitties]

Yet a bus from the exact same line in the opposite direction has passed me by THREE times #ridemetro #morelike #rudemetro

[Paul Kasperitis @kaspertitties]

Yeah I shouldn't have time to listen to four snarky puppy songs while waiting on the fucking bus this is ridiculous #ridemetro

[Paul Kasperitis @kaspertitties]

Tons of people do! Like me, and you and... Um... High schoolers? I think my mom??? https://t.co/UrVa0ierHz

[Paul Kasperitis @kaspertitties]

Okay so like... When do I get promoted from 'mentally ill and mediocre' to 'troubled genius'??????

[Paul Kasperitis @kaspertitties]

Me: needs constant attention

[Paul Kasperitis @kaspertitties]

Yeah but like they're probz the comfiest let's be real boobs are cozy https://t.co/fuSSREDvyU

[Paul Kasperitis @kaspertitties]

Hey look it is me, looking uncomfortable as usual

[Paul Kasperitis @kaspertitties]

Yes, I know, you are all honored by my return https://t.co/5ntzIs47zy

[Ryan Burnett @MarimbistFound]

@kaspertitties ur fans have missed you welcome back ❤️

[Paul Kasperitis @kaspertitties]

Hello friends I have made my annual return to twitter

[Paul Kasperitis @kaspertitties]

@BraelynHail @official_darude ben ur cut

[AFROPUNK @afropunk]

Hypersexuality: The Opposite Spectrum of Coping Rarely Discussed in Sexual Assault Victims
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[Paul Kasperitis @kaspertitties]

@kittennpaws why does anybody else let's be real