Κassidi Upton

my life revolves around making sure my dogs are living their best lives

[Κassidi Upton @kassidiandra]

New diet plan: spend all your money shopping. That way you can't afford food

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

Things I refuse to do as a millennial:

- answer incoming calls from unknown numbers
- answer doorbells I wasn’t expecting
- go anywhere with an unclear parking situation

[Κassidi Upton @kassidiandra]

@omitrafi Listen… let me work for you guys. I’ll be the most dedicated HR / payroll admin you’ve ever seen.

[Κassidi Upton @kassidiandra]

@omitrafi Done done and DONE! Look forward to hearing from you 🤩👀

[Κassidi Upton @kassidiandra]

@GoogleMyBiz I did submit an appeal immediately. This was a week ago. Please help a small business owner out with further assistance. 🥹🥹🥹

[Κassidi Upton @kassidiandra]

@googlemaps // @Google Why can’t I get an agent of any sort on the phone???? Your line just hangs up on me any time I try — after trying to update an address on my business account, it suspended my account with no reasoning, and now won’t allow me to contact anyone about it.

[Austin Upton @UptownFunk45]

I’m a MF DOCTOR

[Κassidi Upton @kassidiandra]

@DutchBros

why is my drink not full? 🥹 I was too chicken at the window to ask

[Κassidi Upton @kassidiandra]

Haven’t posted in nearly a year, but it’s time…

For my birthday this year, I asked my husband for a new trash can.

Adulthood 101.

[Κassidi Upton @kassidiandra]

@GoldfishSmiles I need you to make gluten free goldfish ASAP, please

[Κassidi Upton @kassidiandra]

@newheightshow you gotta fight for your right to PARRRRRR-ADE

[Κassidi Upton @kassidiandra]

@highnoonsunsips make just a PEAR pack, please. 🙏🏼🥹🫶🏼😩😋

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

me when the doordash person knocks instead of just leaving the food there

[brandi ❤️‍🔥 @daysevermore]

why does he look like weird barbie 💀

[Κassidi Upton @kassidiandra]

How does it feel @UptownFunk45

[chase @_chase_____]

running an errand after the sun has gone down………….that’s a quest

[Κassidi Upton @kassidiandra]

@ilovewikipedia @barktee3 @UptownFunk45 🤣

[Sierra @sierrajasso4]

I will never recover from this moment. Donna, thank you for being such a light in this world and for this moment with my little girl! ❤️

[Κassidi Upton @kassidiandra]

Rewatching Parenthood.

Again.

For the…. Seventh time? Idk.

Rog would love this show.

[Κassidi Upton @kassidiandra]

Really craving some holiday ham, but in dino shapes. Similar to dino nuggies.