Kassie Lou

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[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

No pressure boys but this is literally more tense than the time we tagged M&S after they sued us ⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #EURO2024 #NEDENG

[Kassie Lou @kassie_pearson5]

@AldiUK 😂😂😂

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/zwkz2RggIi

[Kassie Lou @kassie_pearson5]

Male contraception does exist and it’s called men posting selfies. 🤮

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

There is absolutely no way anyone actually enjoys going pumpkin picking. It’s all for Instagram and social media.

1) Have to search for a decent pumpkin as they are all a bit shitty by now

2) Kids screaming complaining there cold and wanna go home and play Roblox

3) Mud is absolutely everywhere

4) Couples everywhere pretending to be happy when they nearly broke up a couple hours ago as the blokes been on the sesh last night sending text messages to dominoes saying ‘hey you awake’ at 4 in the morning

5) You Can get one at Tesco for like half the price

6) Get home and see pictures saying ‘pumpkin picking with my favourites’ when in fact the kids annoy the fuck out of you and you hate your partner

Honestly sick of seeing the shit 😂

[Kassie Lou @kassie_pearson5]

Gold

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I'm a soon to retire consultant cardiologist at a large NHS trust. I learnt very early that if you walk through a hospital at pace with a red folder under your arm, people leave you alone. I've been doing this for 17 years with nothing in it and it's cut out all distractions.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Something to make you smile.. 😊

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This dog was spotted living their absolute best life playing in the wildest sprinkler system they've ever seen. 13/10

[Kassie Lou @kassie_pearson5]

Absolutely.

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Hi Walmart, I don't think mushrooms will work.

[Kassie Lou @kassie_pearson5]

@tanyasikand They’ve installed cameras on the ward I did my placement at, to monitor staff ‘stealing’ tea bags…

[Clare Gerada @ClareGerada]

Blaming GPs for lack of appointments is a bit like blaming pilots for disrupted and cancelled flights.

[Kassie Lou @kassie_pearson5]

Corsa’s are built for snow

[CB @calblanchard00]

Weird behaviour goin to a car park for a photoshoot yeno

[RK @rkkaaay]

These pictures hold so much sadness

[Bobbie @Bobbiebcook]

I can’t believe there is some girl who’s in Dubai on ITV This morning saying how influencers are key workers 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that is actually offensive to people who are actually key workers putting their life on the line to HELP people. I can’t even deal ??

[chloe 🧚‍♀️ @chloejessliz]

chloe ferry coming home from dubai because she “needs a break from her routine”, i’m sure NHS doctors and carers feel the same way mate x