Snacks

Writer. Lobster Roll Enthusiast.

[dj franzia @hawillisdc]

reality is such nightmare fuel that if you try to talk about current events with someone who is blissfully uninformed it is quite literally impossible not to sound delusional, conspiracy-pilled and wildly schizophrenic.

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

Hundreds and hundreds of rich, powerful men were involved in the documented rape and abuse of young girls and the only person in prison for any of it is a woman

[J. "Lesley" Sakroc @lesthecroc]

What stage of capitalism is it when the entire world is run by pedophile rapist murderers in front of your eyes and all you can do is sit and watch

[Jum @JesterJum]

If adulting has taught me anything, it's that you will ALWAYS be cleaning your kitchen.

Go out to eat? Kitchen is dirty

Weren't home all day? Dirty kitchen.

Just got back from a month long vacation? Kitchen. Is. Still. Dirty.

Just accept it. This is the way.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Me at 18:
If I’m home by 4 a.m., I can still
wake up for work at 6.

Me now:
We are absolutely not starting
a movie at 8 p.m.

[autist @litteralyme0]

COVID-19 wasn't 3 years ago
It was 7 years ago

[Alonso Gurmendi @Alonso_GD]

Capitalism is slowly regressing to Feudalism. Techno feudal lords own all the valuable assets and we techno peasants pay a subscription for the right to use our master’s property.

[Amanda Litman @amandalitman]

This quote stopped me in my tracks.

[Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent]

It’s refreshing how they don’t bother to bullshit us about freedom and justice any more. Yes, we are getting rid of the Palestinians so we can build hotels on their land. Yes, we are collapsing this government so our companies can loot their resources. This is what it always was.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Trump going on national television and essentially saying that we just annexed Venezuela and are going to steal its most precious natural resource and will kidnap any Venezuelan leader who disagrees may be the craziest presidential address of my lifetime

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

With much of the internet becoming effectively un-usable, may this be the year in which we log off, spend time outdoors, collect physical media, begin reading again. Too much time online is personally and collectively corrosive. There is no life in the digital void.

[Snacks @kassieeee]

@Acyn Saying the quiet part out loud I see

[Luiza Jarovsky, PhD @LuizaJarovsky]

I see no lies here

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

No babe your 10 minute incremental alarms starting a full hour before you actually get up only make me love you more

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.

[Celestara @celestaracosmos]

The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

Reminder: Billionaires pay millionaires to convince thousandaires to believe society’s problems are caused by hundredaires — not by billionaires

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

I really am not hating to my full potential.