Kat ❁

be cool, stay in school, don’t do drugs, shut your pie hole, get an A. ~JN

[Kedar @KedarJani3]

Me when a patient tells me their symptoms and four multiple choice options don’t appear below them and my brain is only trained for tests

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

gm

[Sally's Apizza @sallysapizza]

Andrew Tate has been banned from Sally's Apizza.

[stoobs @thejstoobs]

#shehulk might genuinely be the first time some young men hear a woman speak candidly about experiences like this. It might not seem like it but that’s hugely important.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

He doesn’t deserve a peaceful meal for the rest of his stinky life

[Skoog @Skoog]

i feel like gatorade has coca-cola vibes despite being a pepsi product and powerade has pepsi vibes despite being a coca-cola one. i am very fun to have a conversation with.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

yes flight attendants should get paid while at work yes the answer is yes

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

When someone tells me they "did their own research" I just look at them directly and respond, "Oh? In which lab?"

[Santa’s Danto @SandyDanto]

Oh, you didn’t have any taste before Covid either, honey

[malachi @MCUMarvels]

if you’re still making tweets saying “who’s the best Spider-Man…” after seeing No Way Home, stop that. they’re all perfect.

[Emily A. The Spirit of Jezebel @emzorbit]

For all the people who complained about school closings because of COVID-19, over 60 schools are currently closed in MI because of threats of school shootings. Your silence is deafening.

[Panic! At The TL @Puff_Iya]

Healthcare workers are about to enter the third year of the pandemic and they have every right to be pissed about it

[Jamal Hinton @Jamalhinton12]

Thanksgiving 2021

[Kat ❁ @kat_valente]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 23 Nov 2013 (via @twi_age).

[𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥 @ImTeaghan]

This the one.

[Incredibae: MILFnCookies 🍪 (Nem/Dem) @Lala_Cocinerita]

We def ran suicides…ON OUR PERIODS

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

not even satire this is just true