Big Fan of Avocado Toast

I’m slowly turning into a marvel fanatic 🤓

[Big Fan of Avocado Toast @katamarashe]

Happy Wednesday!

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

pay attention to MEEEEEE

[Big Fan of Avocado Toast @katamarashe]

@CoberleySandy Right? The whole reason they’re making the pose in the first place is to rant about those people and to check that they’re not crazy because the members are the ones who gaslight exmos.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

american bulldog: bark

english bulldog: bark innit

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

portable cat trap

[Big Fan of Avocado Toast @katamarashe]

I’m proud to announce that my boyfriend DM’d this to me, and I think that’s couple goals 🥹🥰

[Alice Iris :) 🎀 @omgthealiceiris]

Are you today's date? Cos you're a 10/10

[Big Fan of Avocado Toast @katamarashe]

@thethiccqueenXL Now that I’m thinking about it, I do remember more like something about them saying it was more metaphorical than literal and I remember me thinking “then why is this just now being told like this…??” Now I need to find this too

[thicky bricky 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 @notabricky]

okay wow yeah I didn’t get on Twitter to get attacked but alright

[Big Fan of Avocado Toast @katamarashe]

@CoberleySandy Tell me about it!! My pay is considered minimum wage now when I am literally getting paid almost 4 dollars more than I was getting just over a year ago. ☹️😒 and it’s stupid because my only job with decent pay was a joke and wasn’t worth the money, can’t win 🤷🏼‍♀️

[ken @wandaslizzie]

madisynn with two N’s and one Y but it’s not where you think and wongers my new favorite marvel duo yup!!! #shehulk

[trash jones @jzux]

ugh i have to pull an all-dayer today

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

teamwork

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

If you make fun of my messy car, don't come crying to me when you need 350 hot empty water bottles.

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

life is about finally embracing the Weirdness that your formative years bullied out of you

[Gabby Beckford 🏄🏽‍♀️🌺 @packslight]

do you like eggs but simultaneously have to mentally prepare yourself and pray not get the ick for them in the middle of your meal, or are you normal

[Big Fan of Avocado Toast @katamarashe]

@CoberleySandy Hahaha I feel like this would totally up your alley. It’s an app where you take a selfie and a pic of what’s in front of you at any random point of the day based on when you get the notification. Basically a unanimous candid pic everyone posts each day

[Big Fan of Avocado Toast @katamarashe]

@CoberleySandy You got this! ✨

[Big Fan of Avocado Toast @katamarashe]

No I definitely knew about this. This is what I dread most. Hahaha

[Big Fan of Avocado Toast @katamarashe]

@CoberleySandy @sunflahr So much pressure. Especially in relationships 😦

[Big Fan of Avocado Toast @katamarashe]

@CoberleySandy @sunflahr It’s honestly stressful 😅😳 like only I really know why I really am sometimes