kat

silly gal with wild hair

[kat @katannelynch]

I hate accidents, except when we went from friends to this…

[kat @katannelynch]

those moments in the office where you can see how good Dwight is at heart 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[kat @katannelynch]

Luke and I are trying to pack bc we move tomorrow but we are so drunk we are just dancing and laughing and someone remind me to never let these moments go when I’m sober thx

[kat @katannelynch]

I think insta probably thinks I’m interested in the Aviaa birth control holder that connects to an app bc I keep watching the ad, but I’m just trying to confirm my suspicions that the one they showed was Lo Loestrin & it came out of a blue packet but it comes in a black packet.

[kat @katannelynch]

me: sits down to plan dinners for the week
*looks at forecast*

[kat @katannelynch]

I just found out you aren’t supposed to eat brie (cheese) when you’re pregnant and now idk if I’ll be able to handle having a kid someday. a life without sushi, coffee, wine, AND brie? Idk idk.

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

Everyone arguing that 1-2% of the population dying isn’t a big deal needs to identify 1 or 2 close family members or friends that they are willing to offer up to death in this moment for capitalism. Name them.

[kat @katannelynch]

@saratwittyy @DoubleTree I also have chocolate chip cookie ingredients on my list. I may also have banana bread ingredients...... and key lime pie ingredients..... and lasagna ingredients......

[kat @katannelynch]

me after finding out Luke took our rona candy stash to work and shared it with his friends

[kat @katannelynch]

the other day when I had a day off & luke was working I binge watched the office all day & then the hour & a half before he came home I speed cleaned, threw stuff in the quick wash, took a shower, & cooked dinner so it looked like I did something w my life... he suspected nothing

[Dollar General @DollarGeneral]

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[kat @katannelynch]

if you’re being one of the jerks that says, “it’S juSt a VirUs, stOp canCelLing my PlaNs,” then congrats you probably don’t love anyone in it’s target demographic... some of us would cancel our plans forever if it meant keeping our loved ones safe.

[kat @katannelynch]

ya know I’m not scared of coronavirus for myself, but when I tell you I’m TERRIFIED for my dad... I mean that I’m can’t-sleep-chest-crushing-anxiety-at-5am-going-down-the-rabbit-hole-of-holistic-health-&-spending-$70+-on-supplements terrified.

[kat @katannelynch]

visual representation of me trying to have a good time on my first full weekend off with my husband in forever while my world is trying to fall apart

[Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker]

FYI a woman in Italy told me it's healthy to eat pasta every day as long as you only eat lasagna on the weekends I am seeking no further nutrition opinions at this time

[🇸🇴 • Xtermix • 🇸🇴 @Xtermix_]

this is why u always stay humble.

[kat @katannelynch]

In 2010 if you had told me I would be spending NYE 2020 exactly how I wanted, I would’ve thought you meant at a gatsby themed party sipping champagne not asleep next to my sweet hubby, but I wouldn’t have it any other way

[kat @katannelynch]

nothing to ring in the new year like a 10 hour shift amiright

[kat @katannelynch]

sometimes I just think about how zzzquil is literally just Benadryl rebranded... idk why I’m sharing just can’t get it off my mind