Kathryn Armitage

I was not born to be understood, merely tolerated

[Kathryn Armitage @katarmitage]

@GSpellchecker ‘Noo’ for new which seems to have slipped in with even older people

[Kathryn Armitage @katarmitage]

@GSpellchecker 🤣

[Kathryn Armitage @katarmitage]

It’s 1:20am and after a night at the opera I’ve just used a chisel to evict a slug, now ready to go to bed and back to work tomorrow and somehow that seems to perfectly encapsulate my life.

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

"Excuse me, will you be switching any lamps on this evening?"

[Kathryn Armitage @katarmitage]

@JamesAHogg2 @monstroso @jellyhen

[Kathryn Armitage @katarmitage]

@hughlaurie N4 earlier

[Kathryn Armitage @katarmitage]

@piersmorgan N4 going mental now!

[Kathryn Armitage @katarmitage]

@piersmorgan 😂

[@mrlovenstein.bsky.social @MrLovenstein]

ain't nothin better

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

If you send a voice note instead of a text you are saying that you think your time is more important than the person who has to spend time listening to you bore on

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

You won’t believe what I have to do today LOL!

[Kathryn Armitage @katarmitage]

@GC_Rail hi team, I left my coat on the 5pm train from King’s Cross to Sunderland. I was sat on seat B 29 and left it on the rack above the seat. Can someone please leave it back with King’s Cross lost property? Thanks!!

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

There is no basis in law for an attack to bring about regime change, as the legacy of Bush & Blair shows.

How many more catastrophic US-led interventions will it take before we learn the lesson?

[Kathryn Armitage @katarmitage]

@HMRCgovuk @jellyhen TIGER PIG!

[Kathryn Armitage @katarmitage]

@MooseAllain Very sorry to hear this, lots of love to you and your family ❤️

[Simon Jordan @Sjopinion10]

BREAKING NEWS:⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
Haringey Council have confirmed that Tottenham Hotspur’s fire safety certificate has been renewed for another 12 months after observing the perfect and prompt evacuation of their stadium in the 81st minute of their game against Arsenal today.