kayla driftmyer

[aiyana @aiyanajadee]

Oh we don’t?

[kayla driftmyer @katch_mydrift]

@BootyGotFisted @skybaby419 @wingstop I do practice forgiveness quite often

[kayla driftmyer @katch_mydrift]

my last three @wingstop orders have been wrong and they forgot my drink each time. how many times do i forgive them

[kayla driftmyer @katch_mydrift]

@BlakeSeaman @wingstop I’m converting

[kayla driftmyer @katch_mydrift]

@skybaby419 Ok but fresh was so weird

[kayla driftmyer @katch_mydrift]

@skybaby419 Zoomies

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

I think a lot of dudes are mad about these Jonah Hill tweets because they do this shit to their significant others and thinks it’s just a normal thing to do and them being controlling assholes is just how it is.

It’s tough when you get that mirror turned on you, huh? Hit dogs.

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

Holy fkn shit.

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

“Oh, no! Did you guys not put your timelines together to match?”

The trailer for the Super Bow— I mean, the #PumpRules reunion, is finally here. Let the games begin!

[shannel @shannel_lynn]

sandoval saying at 40 years old that his version of quality time is doing shrooms and sky diving #PumpRules

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

Sandoval saying that his idea of quality time with Ariana would be... doing mushrooms and watching the sunrise or skinny-dipping in the hot tub tracks with him essentially having a midlife crisis. This man is SEARCHING. #PumpRules

[Adeola Shoyebi @IshAdeolaSays]

Tiffany IMMEDIATELY texting Brett about Jackelina not showing up to the dress fitting...yeah that is her husband 🤣🤣 #LoveIsBlind

[virtue (here for 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️) @activevirtues]

I taught for over a decade. My first year teaching, a girl I taught got caught kissing another girl behind the gymnasium. She begged our admin not to tell them it was a girl - just say she got caught kissing someone. They refused.

The next day she came in with a swollen jaw.

[[kie.ran] @danblackroyd]

On “I Survived” all the men’s stories are like…bear attack. Or “I was trapped in an avalanche.” And all the women’s stories are like “I was doing a mundane thing I do every day and a casual male acquaintance I thought was cool stabbed me 10 times and shoved me into a ravine.”

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Reminder that just last month Republicans wore AR-15 pins in place of where their American flag pin would normally go.

[Hilarie Burton Morgan @HilarieBurton]

Fucking gross.

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

Major’s lawyer confirmed that the woman in question has recanted her statement about being physically assaulted.

[Jack Appleby @jappleby]

Congress asked TikTok's CEO if he'd be willing to divest from Chinese ownership.

His incredibly fair, savage answer?

"American social companies don't have a good track record with data privacy and user security. I mean, look at Facebook and Cambridge Analytica."

[Carmelroads @carmelroads]

I know y’all hate Katie, but I’m not changing my already paid for vacation to accommodate a woman who hates me and is actively trying hookup another cast mate up with my soon to be ex husband. #PumpRules