Kate Rolfes

I probably have a headache right now.

[Kate Rolfes @kate__rolf]

@_dunnkay it was a moment ok?!

[NFL @NFL]

98-yard @Saints TD?!

That's just how @drewbrees & @brandincooks roll.😱 #OAKvsNO https://t.co/yVyil6xCcb

[Kate Rolfes @kate__rolf]

I will never understand the stigma against tinder... Like do y'all know how well I'm eating because of that app? LEAVE TINDER ALONE.

[Kate Rolfes @kate__rolf]

@_dunnkay what it's like being friends with you. Ily so hard. https://t.co/B2iaHjZkWb

[Kate Rolfes @kate__rolf]

Did your roomie flake on your ham date in the dining hall again?! That bitch. https://t.co/zCeR2wy5r9

[Phyllis •BLM• Glassup🇵🇸 @phyllisglassup]

Why are people so damn flaky

[Kate Rolfes @kate__rolf]

@_Mergret_ thank you for identifying with the cuntastrophe that is my life

[Kate Rolfes @kate__rolf]

@jacksonclark24 come to Nashville with me lets be friends you beautiful soul

[Kate Rolfes @kate__rolf]

Fuck you anyway, doe

[Kate Rolfes @kate__rolf]

Wen u really want to tweet about some shit but ur too spineless to @ them so you just hold your tongue instead of subtweeting like a bitch😊

[Kate Rolfes @kate__rolf]

"I had a dream that Oprah Winfrey stood over my face and masturbated while reading a book." - @KushMaestro

[Kate Rolfes @kate__rolf]

Wow you're goals https://t.co/wDbaFIzEhw

[Kate Rolfes @kate__rolf]

@_iguanya why you sound sick

[Kate Rolfes @kate__rolf]

I low key just tweeted a mans dick pic sorry guys ok

[Kate Rolfes @kate__rolf]

@jafeelgel no idea what you're talking about I love this shit 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[Kate Rolfes @kate__rolf]

Babes since the dawn of time.

[Reid @reid_cassidy]

*UFO flies to earth*
Frat guy: who do you know here?

[Johnny Taylor, Jr. @hipsterocracy]

It's reassuring that whenever I feel like I don't even know who I am anymore I can just take a Buzzfeed test and it will tell me.