Katherine

I’m just a fatass without a fat ass #fireupchips

[Katherine @kate_guzo]

I really wore crocs to the club last night

[Katherine @kate_guzo]

The highlight of my life was when Drake and Rihanna dated

[Celebrity MUA & Groomer @KierraLanice]

@_dedeamour_ It was the Bean Boozled challenge for me 😩😂 RIP baby boy.

[Katherine @kate_guzo]

Why is everyone getting married today and I wasn’t invited to a single wedding?? Not even as a plus one? What’s up

[Katherine @kate_guzo]

@gavin_pelle Apparently

[Katherine @kate_guzo]

My college education has cost over $120k sheesh and that’s at a cheap university in state!!!

[Katherine @kate_guzo]

So does that mean I’m ugly if no ones ever used my pictures to try to catfish someone?!

[Katherine @kate_guzo]

@gavin_pelle Best choice

[Katherine @kate_guzo]

Who’s the obvious better choice?

[Katherine @kate_guzo]

So when I’m applying for big girl jobs how do I mention I want them to pay for my masters and 6 weeks vacation and I can’t start for a month Bc I have a European vacation planned and I abs cannot work >40 hrs a week

[Katherine @kate_guzo]

Upset my golden year was when I was 13

[Katherine @kate_guzo]

If you were on survivor which group would you be in?

[Katherine @kate_guzo]

I’m convinced no one knows what they’re doing. Some people are just better at faking it

[Katherine @kate_guzo]

What’re the odds mom will make me a margarita when she gets home

[Katherine @kate_guzo]

@UjkajRobert02 I don’t hate you. Does that mean IM better?!

[Katherine @kate_guzo]

Tax returns rock my world

[CMU Confessions @cmuconfessions3]

“I miss being blacked out at the Cabin on Wednesdays"

[helena riley @freshhel]

I miss bars so much i miss when a guy asks ur name and u say “I don’t know”

[Katherine @kate_guzo]

@MonicaD222 I love you

[Katherine @kate_guzo]

I love drunk me! I come home from the bar I do the dishes, I shower, I put away my laundry. Catalina is looking OUT for me!!!