Gavin Pelle

[Gavin Pelle @gavin_pelle]

Just have to say my mom is the best and has helped raise hundreds of amazing kids the last 20 years! If I’m a good dad one day, it’ll be because the million little things I learned from my mom ❤️

[Flock @FlockLeader_]

You had to be there to understand

[Gavin Pelle @gavin_pelle]

Just when I was finally toying with the idea of giving Publix the edge over Kroger, I went shopping tonight and the entire produce section was covered in fruit flies!!! 🤢

[Gavin Pelle @gavin_pelle]

@jmarts57 I feel like this depends on the bar… I’m not busting out Herman Melville at the bird during happy hour 😂

[Gavin Pelle @gavin_pelle]

@RussellCJ36 Aftersun was a tough watch, but a phenomenal one.

[Gavin Pelle @gavin_pelle]

@carlitahenrita Yep got briefly real happy, now it’s fake impulsive happy for a bit, then rapid decline to real sad 🫡

[Gavin Pelle @gavin_pelle]

@carlitahenrita Felt this. Been on a manic high since getting back from vacation. I know the crash is coming, but enjoying it while it lasts.

[St. Paul Pork Product @DGR3XL]

When Shania Twain says “Let’s Go, Girls” and I’m two rooms away

[Gavin Pelle @gavin_pelle]

@alexfrederick13 *me going to all the rich places of SW florida*

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwestern Units of Measurement:

Next door = 500 feet - 3 miles
A couple minutes away = 5-10 miles
Up North= hand gesture north-ish
Just up the road = 10-20 miles
Not too far = 45 minutes
A lil’ ways = over an hour
Pretty good drive = 2 hours+
Drive down there = literally anywhere

[Gavin Pelle @gavin_pelle]

I’m gonna start blaming all my failed relationships on too much sugar 😂💀

[claire rogers @kclairerogers]

My cousin’s 6th-grade breakup is kind of iconic

[Gavin Pelle @gavin_pelle]

@ashlyndmarie Curveball!!

[Gavin Pelle @gavin_pelle]

The other day I was in a fight with an Illinois friend about all things Detroit and Chicago as we midwesterners do and we got on the topic of pizza. Local pizzerias aside, Michigan is the birthplace of @littlecaesars @hungryhowies @JetsPizza and @dominos Michigan is Pizza 🍕😂

[Gavin Pelle @gavin_pelle]

Being a midwesterner means finding the closet thing to your local dive bar anytime you travel

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

"That motherfucker back there is not real!"

[Gavin Pelle @gavin_pelle]

Went to check out a new bar and accidentally crashed a private party of a guy who’s running for local office… I guess he can still have my vote because I’m still here drinking beer

[Gavin Pelle @gavin_pelle]

@ashlyndmarie Stop you’re making want to lick all the forks

[Gavin Pelle @gavin_pelle]

@kurtcobaen420 Dude just watched the first episode with Luca 🥵😂

[Gavin Pelle @gavin_pelle]

@jmarts57 Stick season is phenomenal, but Mess is my anthem

[Gavin Pelle @gavin_pelle]

So many friends are now celebrating Father’s Day… weird. Couldn’t be me, that child would be doomed 🥴