Kate BP

Practising Northerner in That London. If you want less mumming, more coding, follow @katecodes

I got a plan:

[Kate BP @katebp]

@SW_Help is there a problem with your app? I've been trying to buy a ticket with no luck for the last 20 minutes. It's taken the money (G Pay) but no ticket and no email confirmation.

[Kate BP @katebp]

£16 EACH for kids and £12 for adults, to use a playground. Shameful money grabbing behaviour from Windsor Great Park. https://t.co/FPmuZF0tYh #adventurepark #windorgreatpark

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

All bullies are cowards.

[Kate BP @katebp]

Cows on the track. Not a problem for easyJet I imagine. Also, concerned that insta stars are "too good looking."

[Kate BP @katebp]

My train is at a standstill and the world's loudest man is negotiating an easyJet ad campaign. Feels like 2019 again.

[Kate BP @katebp]

Ooh, it's being filmed in Crete. Lovely!

[Harry Wallop @hwallop]

Maybe @thameswater you want to fix the leaks that lose 635 million litres of water EVERY DAY before you spunk money on adverts telling us to turn the tap off when we’re brushing our teeth. Maybe.

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

men who play devil's advocate in arguments where they have no stake in the topic and can remain calm while the other person gets emotional and then think they have won should be sent to space

[Kate BP @katebp]

Worth 30 seconds of your time: There should be equal Voting ID requirements across all age groups. https://t.co/7ynD9oxrxQ

[Holly Brockwell @holly]

SO excited to announce that @GoFundMeUK have asked me to be their Cat Ambassador!

This means I'll be helping them raise awareness & funds for some of the neediest cats in the country.

And on that note -- we've got some here that REALLY need your help

https://t.co/5BYspMqTn6

[Sophie Hall @SophLouiseHall]

Seeing as Elon is taking away polls now, shall we just do a thread of really stupid polls

[Kate BP @katebp]

@OriginalRobyn Yes! Every time. And they always immediately cover it up with the shawl thing anyway. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Danny Wallace @dannywallace]

"Hello!" lied Boris Johnson.

[Kate BP @katebp]

Ah yes, fun times.

[YSL 🍋 @_lupee_loo]

Go in your camera roll and show me March 2020

[Kate BP @katebp]

The bird that lays the Cadbury's Creme Eggs:

[Nadia Whittome MP @NadiaWhittomeMP]

The results of the world’s largest trial of a 4-day week (with no loss of pay) are out:

▪️ No drop in revenue

▪️ 65% fewer sick days

▪️ 71% less burnout

▪️ 92% of companies decide to keep the policy after the trial

The conclusion is clear: we need a shorter working week.

[Lucy Lapwing @Lucy_Lapwing]

Somewhere, very near you, is a tiny being, just going about their day.

They don’t care about you, or me, nor any of our worries.

And I find so much comfort in that 💚🐌